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Death Race 2012

Postby Bragallot » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:35 pm

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Death Race 2 - 2012 Edition

Rules:

6) Pick TWENTY celebrities who you think are going to kick the bucket in 2012.

7) The only restrictions are that they have to be real people, 18+, and can’t be on death row / scheduled for execution.

8 ) The score you get for a death depends on the celebrity’s AGE as follows:

18-29 years: 12 points
30-49 years: 10 points
50-59 years: 9 points
60-69 years: 8 points
70-79 years: 7 points
80-89 years: 6 points
90-99 years: 5 points
100-109 years: 4 points
110+ years: 3 points

9) BONUS points are awarded as follows:

Unique pick: +3 if you were the only competitor to pick that person.
Unlucky 13: +2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month.
Unnatural causes: +3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not State executions).
Party pooper: +5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or Yule Day (date of death is that of the region where they died).
Joker: Nominate one of your celebs as joker - if your joker dies you get double points for that person.

10) They must be famous enough to get a major news website obituary or to have a wikipedia entry that isn’t a stub

11) In the event of a tie, the following criteria is used in this order:

a) The most correctly-chosen deceased celebs.
b) The youngest average age of hits.
c) The first to score points that year.

12) The deadline is 28th Jan (but we won’t be too strict with that)

13 ) Remember to check that your entrants aren’t already dead

14) Committing murder is cheating

HALL OF FAME:

2011: 1. dilanski 2. Natalya 3. stubby
Actually I won 2011 if you count again. Hookers.
2012: ?
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Natalya » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:39 pm

How the fuck did dilanski beat me?

Clarification: He didn't.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Bragallot » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:40 pm

1) Eddy Wally (Belgian singer)
2) Fidel Castro
3) Stephen Pearcy
4) The Pope
5) Keith Richards - Joker
6) Barack Obama
7) Nelson Mandela
8 ) Jiroemon Kimura
9) Jan Goossenaerts
10) Besse Cooper
11) George Martin
12) Lemmy Kilmister
13) George Michael
14) Hassan al-Roueini
15) Nuri al-Maliki
16) Elizabeth II
17) Ian McKellen
18) Jacques Chirac
19) Henry Kissinger
20) Sepp Blatter
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Bragallot » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:43 pm

@ Nat: His only points were Khadafhi... but he had his joker, unique pick (how did that happen?!), and a violent death as bonus points. You can still fight him over it in the 2011 thread since GoD randomly quoted 'Khadafhi' which would make his pick not-so-unique but it's up for discussion whether that counts as a vote.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Natalya » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:05 pm

1 - Barack Obama
2 - Dick Clark
3 - Fidel Castro
4 - Hosni Mubarak
5 - Bashar al-Assad
6 - Ron Paul
7 - Jiroemon Kimura
8 - Besse Cooper
9 - Dina Manfredini
10 - Delma Kollar
11 - Ayman al-Zawahiri (Joker)
12 - King Abdullah
13 - Michael J Fox
14 - Kim Jong-un
15 - Jimmy Carter
16 - Old George Bush
17 - John McCain
18 - eminem
19 - Lee Iacocca
20 - Terry Wallis
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Natalya » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:07 pm

Different sources spell his name differently, sometimes even with a Q because of the different ways to translate that to English.

Actually, forget that, he edited his post in March to quote dilanski's spelling of Gadhaffi's name.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby dilanski » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:24 pm

World Leaders Section:
1) Barack Obama
2) David Cameron
3) Kim Jong-Un-----JOKER!!!!
4) Andry Rajoelina (SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.)
5) Nicolas Sarkozy
Mass Hated Section:
6) George Lucas
7) Ahmed Best (Just Because I can't put 'Jar Jar Binks' as an option)
Mass Loved Section: (If any of these kick the bucket, I'll cry blood, or some shit)
7+1) Adam Savage (HIGH possibility of the +3)
9) Ch*** Nor*** (The real life version, not the immortal internet version)
10) Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (Ok then, throw that shit at me, less fucks couldn't be given)
11) Rick Astley
Misc Section:
12) Leonardo DiCaprio
13) Mike Myers
14) Michael Moore
15) Barbra Streisand
16) Julian Assange
17) Jake Davis AKA 'Topiary'
Probably May Die Section:
18) Jiroemon Kimura
19) 3.5 Billion People
20) *The OTHER* 3.5 Billion People

OK, my list for this year. And just to try and find some moral stability, death is, uh? natural and uh? stuff. Also most of these are people I DON'T want to die, but yeah.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Paco » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:39 pm

1. George Bush Sr.
2. Bill Clinton
3. Christopher Lee
4. Ian McKellen
5. Fidel Castro
6. Kirk Douglas
7. Satoshi Tajiri (creator of Pokemon)
8. Herman Caine
9. Nicolas Sarcozi
10. Paul McCartney
11. Yoko Ono (Joker)
12. Jay Leno
13. James Earl Jones
14. Keith Apicary
15. Morgan Spurlock
16. Alan Alda
17. Charlie Sheen
18. David Hasselhoff
19. John Madden
20. Betty White
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby aoffan23 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:46 pm

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:18. David Hasselhoff


:fu: Way to ruin my unique pick.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Ham701 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:54 pm

1.Mikhail Gorbachev
2. Bashar Al-Assad(JOKER)
3.Akihito
4. George H.W. Bush
5. Sean Connery
6. Chuck Berry
7. Kim Jon-Un
8. Fidel Castro
9. Elizabeth II
10. Ali Khamenei
11. Daniel Inouye
12. Helen Thomas
13.Yoko Ono
14. Hugo Chavez
15. Frank Lautenberg
16. Juan Carlos I
17. Lindsay Lohan
18. Michael Caine
19. Lemmy
20. Snoop Dog
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Paco » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:04 am

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Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:18. David Hasselhoff


:fu: Way to ruin my unique pick.

Fun fact: David Hasselhoff went to my high school.

Should I be proud or ashamed?
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Keldoclock » Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:51 am

Proclaim proudly if in Germany, mum's the word elsewhere.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:24 am

1. Barack Obama
2. Vladimir Putin
3. Dmitry Medvedev
4. Bradley Manning
5. Fidel Castro - JOKER
6. Kim Jong Un
7. Newt Gingrich
8. Rick Perry
9. Mitt Romney
10. Ron Paul
11. Michele Bachmann
12. Rick Santorum
13. Jon Huntsman
14. Princess Lilian (of Sweden)
15. Lady Gaga
16. Aung San Suu Kyi
17. Sarah Palin
18. Carl Bildt (Swedish supervillain/minister of foreign affairs)
19. Don Rosa
20. Jalal Talabani

I don't really think Kim Jong Un will die, but everyone else is picking him so I can't afford not to.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby dilanski » Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:15 am

Arkbrik wrote:I don't really think Kim Jong Un will die, but everyone else is picking him so I can't afford not to.


If he doesn't have a knife in his back by the end of the year, then human nature has failed me.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby mgb519 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:49 pm

1. Fidel Castro
2. George H.W. Bush
3. Dick Cheney
4. Jimmy Carter
5. John Cleese
6. Steven Hawkins
7. Harrison Ford
8. Betty White
9. Pat Boone
10. Steven Spielberg
11. Ozzy Osborne-Joker
12. My Little penises
13. Vladimir Putin
14. Barack Obama
15. Clint Eastwood
16. Tim Allen
17. Robin Williams
18. Paul McCartney
19. Zell Miller
20. Willie Nelson
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