Rules of the Armoury (Updated 15 July 2011)

[Robot Monkey]

I also think Carnage should be capitalized.
It's so much fun.

See how much fun they're having?

[RedShirt]

WOOOHOOO!!!!!!!!

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

[Natalya]

[Abaddon127]

Hi guys, newbie poster but long time lurker here. I am having a hard time figuring out how to post images on here from Flickr. I would appreciate any help or tutorials you experienced posters could give me. I hope to have some good pics up and running soon.

[Arkbrik]

Welcome to BrikWars! By pure coincidence someone else just asked that question. For further reading see

[Natalya]

Added rule H.

[HHD]

what is wrong with mecha crotch guns? Its a logical place to put them and only dirt minded people think they are wrong! Unless they look like male genitlas. < Tecnially PG 13 OTC And Death.

[RoC77]

Well on small hardsuit and mecha I can see how a crotch gun is not really the best place for weapon. But for something as large or almost as large as an AC that area below the crotch is a vulnerable place, you need at least some anti-personnel guns down there. Or a pair of cluster bombs....

[Whiteagle]

Well on small hardsuit and mecha I can see how a crotch gun is not really the best place for weapon. But for something as large or almost as large as an AC that area below the crotch is a vulnerable place, you need at least some anti-personnel guns down there. Or a pair of cluster bombs....

Well bombs could work against you though.
To use an old Second Life Military saying, "When facing Mechs, SHOOT THEM IN THE CROTCH!"

[IVhorseman]

wait woah totally agreeing, why no dick guns? I agree that it's stupid, but it's brikwars as all hell and I'd even like to see an example of it in the rulebook!

[Robot Monkey]

wait woah totally agreeing, why no dick guns? I agree that it's stupid, but it's brikwars as all hell and I'd even like to see an example of it in the rulebook!

There is.
http://www.brikwars.com/rules/2010/8.htm
When it shows my Uber-Titan mecha, note the crotch-mounted grenade launchers.

[IVhorseman]

Yeah but they're not explicitly pointed out, which I think is a missed opportunity for cocks.

[Ross_Varn]

Er, the most blatant point is Warhead's creation at the very top...

[Warhead]

Hi Ross!..

Many are the people who made bigger and better crotch canons than me. I just used their idea cause I'm twisted and... well, it's a bit'o'fun. My own claim to fame, and sorry for posting more pics of
the same thing over and over again is the Cunt Canon that fires plasma ping-pong balls... or maybe muff missiles, not sure what's funnier.