Death Race 2012

[Whiteagle]

9. Micheal Rayhawk

He died buried in a pile of women, after becoming exhausted.

Best.
Death.
EVER!

[IVhorseman]

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!

also, Michael.

[Keldoclock]

I always thought Mike would die on a plastic throne, an old and wizened ABS king.

[Colette]

Bush’s Remaining Horcruxes:
-Fidel Castro
-Hugo Chavez
-Ahmadinajad or whoever the Iranian PM is

South American Leaders with Cancer:
-Fernando Lugo
-Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
-Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner
-Dilma Rousseff
-(Also Chavez and Castro have cancer but they’re already on the list)

About Time to Die:
-Vladimir Putin
-Queen Elizabeth
-The Pope

Probably Unnatural Causes...:
-Ayman al-Zawahiri (Joker)
-Bashar al-Assad
-Kim Jong Eun
-Hamid Karzai
-Jalal Talabani
-Asif Ali Zardari

DIE DIE DIE ALREADY WE HATE YOU!:
-Kim Kardashian
-Charlie Sheen
-Snooki
-Casey Anthony

[Silverdream]

You guys are silly. Putin isn't mortal.

[Tzan]

DeathNote 2012
I'm going with a political theme.

Current Re-publicans
1. Richard Lugar (1932)
2. Chuck Grassley (1933)
3. Jim Inhofe (1934)
4. Bill Young (1930)

Past Political figures or supreme court
5. George Herbert Walker Bush (1924)
6. Barbara Bush (1925)
7. Dick Cheney (1941)
8. Bob Dole (1923)
9. Ruth Joan Bader Ginsburg (1933)
10. John Herschel Glenn, Jr. (1921) Joker
11. Edward Irving "Ed" Koch (1924)
12. Arlen Specter (1930)

Current Demo-crats
13. Richard Shelby (1934)
14. Diane Feinstein (1933)
15. Daniel Inouye (1924)
16. Daniel Akaka (1924)
17. Frank Lautenberg (1924)
18. John David Dingell, Jr. (1926)
19. John Conyers, Jr. (1929)
20. Charles B. Rangel (1930)

[mgb519]

Notice: I removed Britney Spearsand replaced her with Steven Hawking. That is all.

[IVhorseman]

I'm getting some extra surgery on the 23rd during which there's a slight chance they'll accidentally my artery. Feel free to add me to your lists!

[Tzan]

They always throw in that 5% chance of dying.

Heart attack blood clot removal: 95% dying, 5% living
Quad Bypass: 5% dying + 5% brain damage, 90% ok

[IVhorseman]

Oh yeah, I know, but boy you should have seen the look on my mom's face when she found out. Going into surgery is always awesome on my end, but my whole damn family practically throws a candlelight vigil every time I gotta get an operation. I'm sure the odds are actually much lower than 5%, but boy would I be stoked if somebody got points for my accidental death!

[Keldoclock]

Dibs on your bricks.

[Silverdream]

Dibs on your girlfriend.

[BrikSaber]

Dibs on your food.

[Bragallot]

Dibs on your girlfriend.

It's no good Silver, she'd still rather fuck his corpse.

[Silverdream]

Dibs on your girlfriend.

It's no good Silver, she'd still rather fuck his corpse.

Ah well, maybe one day when she's no longer attractive to anyone she'll settle for me.