Death Race 2012

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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Whiteagle » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:45 pm

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501stCadians wrote:9. Micheal Rayhawk


He died buried in a pile of women, after becoming exhausted.

Best.
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EVER!
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:24 pm

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!

also, Michael.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Keldoclock » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:53 pm

I always thought Mike would die on a plastic throne, an old and wizened ABS king.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Colette » Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:15 pm

Bush’s Remaining Horcruxes:
-Fidel Castro
-Hugo Chavez
-Ahmadinajad or whoever the Iranian PM is

South American Leaders with Cancer:
-Fernando Lugo
-Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
-Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner
-Dilma Rousseff
-(Also Chavez and Castro have cancer but they’re already on the list)

About Time to Die:
-Vladimir Putin
-Queen Elizabeth
-The Pope

Probably Unnatural Causes...:
-Ayman al-Zawahiri (Joker)
-Bashar al-Assad
-Kim Jong Eun
-Hamid Karzai
-Jalal Talabani
-Asif Ali Zardari

DIE DIE DIE ALREADY WE HATE YOU!:
-Kim Kardashian
-Charlie Sheen
-Snooki
-Casey Anthony
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Silverdream » Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:40 pm

You guys are silly. Putin isn't mortal.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Tzan » Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:34 pm

DeathNote 2012
I'm going with a political theme.

Current Re-publicans
1. Richard Lugar (1932)
2. Chuck Grassley (1933)
3. Jim Inhofe (1934)
4. Bill Young (1930)

Past Political figures or supreme court
5. George Herbert Walker Bush (1924)
6. Barbara Bush (1925)
7. Dick Cheney (1941)
8. Bob Dole (1923)
9. Ruth Joan Bader Ginsburg (1933)
10. John Herschel Glenn, Jr. (1921) Joker
11. Edward Irving "Ed" Koch (1924)
12. Arlen Specter (1930)

Current Demo-crats
13. Richard Shelby (1934)
14. Diane Feinstein (1933)
15. Daniel Inouye (1924)
16. Daniel Akaka (1924)
17. Frank Lautenberg (1924)
18. John David Dingell, Jr. (1926)
19. John Conyers, Jr. (1929)
20. Charles B. Rangel (1930)
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby mgb519 » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:02 pm

Notice: I removed Britney Spearsand replaced her with Steven Hawking. That is all.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:57 pm

I'm getting some extra surgery on the 23rd during which there's a slight chance they'll accidentally my artery. Feel free to add me to your lists!
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Tzan » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:14 pm

They always throw in that 5% chance of dying.

Heart attack blood clot removal: 95% dying, 5% living
Quad Bypass: 5% dying + 5% brain damage, 90% ok
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:23 pm

Oh yeah, I know, but boy you should have seen the look on my mom's face when she found out. Going into surgery is always awesome on my end, but my whole damn family practically throws a candlelight vigil every time I gotta get an operation. I'm sure the odds are actually much lower than 5%, but boy would I be stoked if somebody got points for my accidental death!
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Keldoclock » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:32 pm

Dibs on your bricks.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Silverdream » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:23 pm

Dibs on your girlfriend.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby BrikSaber » Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:23 pm

Dibs on your food.
Holy fucking shit.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Bragallot » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:10 pm

Silverdream wrote:Dibs on your girlfriend.


It's no good Silver, she'd still rather fuck his corpse.
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Re: Death Race 2012

Postby Silverdream » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:37 pm

Bragallot wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Dibs on your girlfriend.


It's no good Silver, she'd still rather fuck his corpse.


Ah well, maybe one day when she's no longer attractive to anyone she'll settle for me.
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