This dream I had last night was completely full of utter shit-fuck-ness. I want to write it down now while I still remember it, since I usually space out dreams unless I write them down.
Anyways, I was dreaming that I was attending a local (or perhaps not local) T'juan's mexican restaurant. It was nighttime, and I know that because for some reason the main restaurant dining area didn't have a roof. The sky was clear and dark save for a full moon, lighting up the whole area save for the restaurant's lights, which were set into the walls. The place was entirely packed, and I was there with some family as I recall.
Getting up to go to the bathroom, I recall trying to traverse this particular T'juan's like a maze, as that was what it reminded me of without the roof. Somehow I made my way through the human-infested hell-hole when I was eventually stopped near the front desk by several employees at the restaurant, and maybe some of the customers as well, I don't remember that so clearly. The employees, dressed in dark black shirts, pants, and matching caps, were all happy and smiles, and asked me if I worked there or not. Pausing for a moment, I looked down, then noticed that I was wearing a similar style outfit, but clearly not an employee. Black pants, shoes, and a black T-shirt like this one.
I look up and say to these fucking idiots, "Do I look like I fucking work here?" I don't recall exactly what they said, but apparently it was cool, as nothing bad happened.
I finally made it to the bathroom. Upon finishing my business there, I was suddenly met with the sound of two men singing "Tik Tok" by Kesha within the bathroom. Not knowing if it was a speaker system or not, I--for some god-forsaken reason that I can't explain--joined in, and even did a little dance routine, nothing fancy, just getting down with it.
That was when I noticed where the song was coming from. Looking behind me at one of the stalls, I could see that there were two men in there. With their pants down. And one of them was plowing the other one.
In the ass.
I became so enraged that I kicked the door open and kicked the fucking shit out of the both of them right there in the bathroom stall. I left without incident.
Fast forward some time later, back in the main restaurant area. At some point, I happen to turn my head to the side, near where I had came from... and I see two huge, walking dicks, dark-red in color, with eyes, walking around.
For some odd reason, I believed that the dicks were the two hot guys whom I had just kicked the shit out of, transformed into a pair of monstrous, living dicks with eyes. And they were looking for me.
That's where the dream ended.