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Jokes

Postby SnakeMittens » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:44 pm

So I went camping with some friends this weekend, and on the way one of them wondered what it would be like to snort aspirin. The following jokes are the result. (Note: read jokes in gravelly voice out loud)

What happens if you inhale aspirin?
Pain.

What happens if you inhale crack?
Hi!

What happens if you inhale dirt?
Worms. Intestinal worms!

What happens if you inhale a tree?
How do you do that?!

What happens if you inhale the air?
You're supposed to do that ya moron.

Unrelated joke:
Justin Bieber isn't g ay, guys. She's lesbian.
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Re: Jokes

Postby OneEye589 » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:09 pm

Wow, you are a crazy kid. I wish I were as crazy cool and random as you.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Silverdream » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:28 am

OneEye589 wrote:Wow, you are a crazy kid. I wish I were as crazy cool and random as you.


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