An Unruly Expedition Turn 4

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An Unruly Expedition Turn 4

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:59 pm

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IVHorseman rips the head off the weak skeleton with great strength.

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"This one's for you Dad."

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Since his gun is across the field and destroyed, he picks up his sword and a pistol.

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Runny's gun is treated as a random object.

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But it cleaves through the dungan's flesh like it wasn't a round, smooth metal barrel.

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He then fires at the Beetle and a cultist, seeing the choke point.

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The beetle is still alive, but it's shell is bruised and it's left eye is blown out. The cultist is dead.

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Lawmaster fires at the Priestess, but misses.

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"You dead coward. Open those thin dead dungan lips so I can shove this grenade down your throat."

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Bluecross Bill starts graverobbing. His new hat matches his vest and pants and gives him +1 to accessorizing.

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"TITTIES!"

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"Bill, I know you're a peach, and you guys want to wipe my tribe off the face of Bohem, but no man has grabbed my tits so romantically."

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Bill quickly unzips his fly and starts having sex in the middle of a chaotic battlefield.

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The gods praise him for his willingness to indulge in the forgotten fertility war rituals.

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As long as bill doesn't go soft or cum(skillcheck every turn), the machine will work. Though neither are pilots, Bill can steer, and whatshername can shoot.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:01 pm

I need orders from BFenix and Tymon555.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)

Postby BFenix » Sun Mar 04, 2012 4:48 pm

Silverdream wrote:I need orders from BFenix and Tymon555.

I believe I posted those on the previous turn's thread. If not just ask and I'll PM you.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:10 pm

BFenix wrote:
Silverdream wrote:I need orders from BFenix and Tymon555.

I believe I posted those on the previous turn's thread. If not just ask and I'll PM you.


No, I believe you are mistaken. May I have your orders?
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)

Postby BFenix » Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:14 pm

Silverdream wrote:
BFenix wrote:
Silverdream wrote:I need orders from BFenix and Tymon555.

I believe I posted those on the previous turn's thread. If not just ask and I'll PM you.


No, I believe you are mistaken. May I have your orders?


My bad, PMing.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)

Postby Bragallot » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:39 pm

Quick, someone give that man some viagra pills! Who knows what might happen!
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)

Postby Warhead » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:42 pm

:D fuck-festing awesome! Let my orders stand... er... you know what I mean. :warhead:
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)

Postby IVhorseman » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:42 pm

"CHANGE POSITION! SLAP HER TITS! TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!"



Imma go cover runs
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4(Incomplete)

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:51 pm

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BFenix kills a furbeast.

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Tymon puts down his gun.

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and the cyborg doesn't bleed, it just dies.

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Tymon gets a good vantage point of where the zombies are coming from.

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The Furbeast leader attacks BFenix.

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BFenix survived, but the radio is broken(oh shit).

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One of the other furbeasts attacks Runny.

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The last furbeast goes to the chokepoint, and attacks the beetle for all it's worth.

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Beheading it.

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Unfortunately, it's blood is molten silver.

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Reinforcements for the scavs come.

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And the priestess blocks off the chokepoint with a magical baseplate.

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The cyborg says to hell with it, and walks over the fungus.

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The fungus absorbs him in seconds.

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A cultist climbs up the wall.

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And shoots runny.

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Killing him. If only a medic could help.

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The Cultists and beetles start scaling the walls.

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Immortal Maniac Finnlay tha' fucka and two space pirates show up.

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Six Skeletons show up, they are in Tymon555's line of sight, and would be doomed if Tymon rolls right.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4

Postby IVhorseman » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:47 am

GONNA GO CHILL WITH TYMON KTHX
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4

Postby Pwnerade » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:07 am

Every good forum battle needs a sex scene.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4

Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:10 am

twitch into a more artful death position.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4

Postby tymon555 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:15 pm

shot to these skeletons!
Oh, He's here.
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4

Postby BFenix » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:29 pm

We're expecting a medic, right?
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Re: An Unruly Expedition Turn 4

Postby IVhorseman » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:38 pm

No, the medic is here, he's just fucking around. Quite literally.
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