Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby dilanski » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:13 am

Swordsalmon wrote:Regardless, the Conglomerate isn't sure how to respond to these new resolutions. :/


By getting a keg, sitting down at a table and calling over a stripper?
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Colette » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:02 pm

RESOLUTION 1.1 HAS PASSED.

As such, the mission of the Allied Nations has now changed to promote violence, war, and mayhem. Also, all the other clauses in there are now law.

Voting Record:
Yes: 6
Abstain: Too Many
No: 1
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Bragallot » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:44 pm

I just want to correct one quick thing: Prince Vinambre wasn't drunk, he just sucked. Finding the keg of maniac beer or the metal guitar cleverly hidden on the battlefield (which sadly no one did :( ) might have helped him.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:31 pm

To all members of the Third Alliance:

The Allied Nations General Assembly poses a threat to the Third Alliance. Members of our glorious union should take heed and leave this body at once.

Any repercussions towards the Kingdom of Avalon for sending this warning will result in catastrophic results for the perpetrator.

Any citizens, subjects or military personnel currently within the bounds of our empire that are not members of the Third Alliance will be expelled immediately.

Those willing to break off ties to this diplomatic body should apply for membership within the Third Alliance. Those willing to not embrace the new future must prepare for the coming winter.

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby mgb519 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 2:36 pm

MASS would like to propose an embargo upon the Kingdom of Avalon for their dislike of beer and strippers, and warns that anyone who disagrees is hereby challenged to a steel cage deathmatch.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Silverdream » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:20 pm

Bavaria is now out of the Allied Nations. MASS is not invited to any of our Oktobeerfests.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby mgb519 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:53 pm

MASS Would also like to point out that while the allied nations are not aligned with each other, by leaving you have essentially declared war on the rest of the universe and have drawn focus to yourself. You may also be quite screwed right now.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Ham701 » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:38 pm

Upon hearing the threat issued by the insignificant Kingdom of Avalon, Emperor Heinrich and the 20 wives he was currently banging roared into laughter. He phoned up Chancellor Jens von Stüffendorf, who was pre-occupied with organizing a purge of those pesky feminists, to tell him the news. One old Count in the situation room died from a heart attack induced from too much laughing. In short, the whole of the Hammersmith Empire doesn't take this seriously, and will be launching a mass invasion of the Kingdom of Hesse, a member of the Third Alliance.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Colette » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:11 pm

Secretary-General Coffee Naan: The Allied Nations is a completely neutral unaffiliated body that hosts discussions on matters concerning the brik-verse. By threatening the Allied Nations itself, you have declared war on every member state meaning practically the whole brikverse.

Also, any nations that leave the Allied Nations are no longer recognized as a nation de jure and will not be protected under international law. The Allied Nations will take no steps to prevent their conquest/destruction.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:24 pm

As discussed in the Third Alliance thread, all Third Alliance members now pull out of this false governmental system.
However, WE DO NOT declare war! We are just at war with the immortals and their affiliated factions.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Colette » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:31 pm

The Military of United Nations would like to know if there are any nations willing to co-sponsor/sign/vote for a AN resolution declaring war on the Third Alliance.

We are not declaring war, we are merely conducting a straw poll.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:33 pm

*facepalm*

We do not want war with you! We simply do not want to be a part of this organization, which is surely doomed for failure.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Ham701 » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:33 pm

As several Third Alliance nations are on the AN Defense Council, the Hammersmith Empire would like to nominate itself to be a replacement, seeing as we control over 100 systems.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:35 pm

While I may not be in this half-assed "council", I say do not allow the Hammersmith Empire to take our spots. They are at war with the Avalonians, and would surely just bring the power of the AN upon us.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Ham701 » Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:38 pm

The Hammersmith Empire would like to clarify we are not at war with the Avalonians, just the pesky Kingdom of Hesse, another Third Alliance member. This war is not without sufficient reason, as the Hessians have launched several black operations on our border planets(See "Incursion on Big Iron")
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