YOUTUBE MEGATHREAD PART DEUX

[muffinman42]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjEsufPFxMA
Theme of a G

[Warhead]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&featu ... GuTN_ilmEk

[Tzan]

Bear Grylls brings the heat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... HtD0J728Ug

[Keldoclock]

Grylls is a meh celebrity and a terrible person to go to for survival advice, his show is such a crock of shit and that survival knife he sells broke when I tried to test it.


Les Stroud FTW, I guess.

[Silverdream]

Grylls is a meh celebrity and a terrible person to go to for survival advice, his show is such a crock of shit and that survival knife he sells broke when I tried to test it.


Les Stroud FTW, I guess.

Any Inuit can give you reliable survival advice, but it takes a true man to drink one's own piss.

[Whiteagle]

Any Inuit can give you reliable survival advice, but it takes a true man to drink one's own piss.

If the definition of a "true man" is any person with a penis who GETS ALL THE BITCHES AND DRINKS HIS OWN PISS then yeah...

[Keldoclock]

Drinking your own piss is a *terrible* idea if you're stuck in that kind of situation! Besides the fact that doing it repeatedly will kill you, the moisture that returns to your body is minute(most of it is used to process the toxins you've just drank), a far better idea would be to just

1. build a solar still. Not the shitty hole in the ground with a plastic, cup, and rock, but the good kind where you use rocks of the appropriate size and shape, along with a roughly D-shaped bit of plastic (black is ideal, but clear works too, use blue if it's all you've got), to drain a good 400% more than the shitty kind, enough that if you build three of them you've got all your water needs met.

2. Conserve your sweat, not your water. Breathe through your nose to recapture water lost via breathing(lungs humidify air to draw oxygen), stay in the shade, don't work too hard (no stupid Grylls stuff)


Although I will add the corollary that Les Stroud is crazy. He is by far the greater survialist( Grylls is not a survival guy, just a tough celebrity guy) but he tried to cure a parasite via home medicine for a year before he finally "broke down" and just took some antibiotics.

[IVhorseman]

Because plastic tarps are lying around all over the wilderness.

Sometimes you don't have much of a better option than to drink your own piss. The hydration is laughable, but it's still better than nothing.

[Keldoclock]

You don't carry a tarp in your backpack? But they have so many uses!

[IVhorseman]

Yeah I'm not exactly "all-terrain" again yet, so no. Besides, who takes a tarp on a plane to Albuquerque with them? Hell, they don't even let you take knives on planes, and I doubt I'd have time to fish my luggage out of the burning wreckage anyways.

[Whiteagle]

Yeah I'm not exactly "all-terrain" again yet, so no. Besides, who takes a tarp on a plane to Albuquerque with them? Hell, they don't even let you take knives on planes, and I doubt I'd have time to fish my luggage out of the burning wreckage anyways.

Easy, just use the remains of those inflatable slide thingies!

[Tzan]

Yeah I'm not exactly "all-terrain" again yet, so no. Besides, who takes a tarp on a plane to Albuquerque with them? Hell, they don't even let you take knives on planes, and I doubt I'd have time to fish my luggage out of the burning wreckage anyways.

Easy, just use the remains of those... thingies!

I thought you were going to say the remains of the other passengers.

[Whiteagle]

Please, leather would make a terrible water tarp and besides, how many people know how to work it?

[Tzan]

and besides, how many people know how to work it?

[Warhead]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU

Not sure if I've ever posted these before but fuckit


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZthGdjGX0E