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BAN LIST

Postby Natalya » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:51 pm

Hello, come and sit down. Have a seat. Then shut the fuck up.

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I'm going to list everyone I ban here. This list doesn't include bans made by Rayhawk so what the fuck ever.

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I'm doing this so that you noobs can see who got banned and when and for how long and for what reason. I don't have to do this, but I like procedurey stuff so whatever lol. If you got banned by me you can keep the cool BANNED avatar because, let's be honest, it was probably cooler than your old avatar anyway. Maybe you can even like see who can rack up the most bans.

Note: All my bans are arbitrary. Sometimes I won't like what you said. Sometimes I won't like what you posted. Sometimes what you posted will have not been illegal content, but I felt like banning you for it anyway. Suck it up. You can now go to everyone else on the forum and be like, "Yeah, well I got banned by Natalya so fuck you." And it will be ossum. See, I'm all about increasing the level of ossum on this forum, and sometimes being banned makes you ossum.

But sometimes you just plain suck so fuck you.


Natalya's Ban List: wrote:Date -- User -- Duration -- Reason

05/31/2014 -- Overwatch_Elite -- 1 Hour -- Chat.
05/06/2014 -- Silent-Sigfig -- 1 Hour -- Racism. Next time will be longer.
04/14/2014 -- Zupponn -- 7 Days -- Go count your dick.
04/14/2014 -- Overwatch_Elite -- 1 Hour -- Fighting with Vami in the BW chat thread. Annoying.
04/14/2014 -- Colette -- 1 Hour -- Quote tunneling with Vami in the BW chat thread. What the hell.
04/14/2014 -- Vami IV -- 1 Day -- Fucking annoying.
03/22/2014 -- Overwatch_Elite -- 1 Hour -- He knows why.
03/11/2014 -- Overwatch_Elite -- 30 Minutes -- No.
01/24/2014 -- samuelzz10 -- 1 Day -- God Listens... TO SLAYER!!
12/18/2013 -- samuelzz10 -- 6 Hours -- Forbidden word...
11/17/2013 -- Overwatch_Elite -- 6 Hours -- Why not?
08/04/2013 -- GeneralOfDeath -- 1 Hour -- At least I lol'd.
07/14/2013 -- Apollyon -- 6 Hours -- Nat.
04/29/2013 -- DutchOven -- 1 Week -- Racism and being an alt. Alts are okay unless you use them to be a dick.
04/16/2013 -- IVhorseman -- 6 Hours -- Same old, same old.
03/22/2013 -- Warhead -- 1 Week -- He like is trying to make me ban him so I'll just make it longer.
03/22/2013 -- Zupponn -- 1 Day -- Yeaaaaa.
03/18/2013 -- Warhead -- 1 Day -- Asked me to do it.
03/18/2013 -- Bragallot -- 1 Day -- Nat...
03/17/2013 -- Warhead -- 6 Hours -- He told me to ban him, so I did.
03/17/2013 -- Bragallot -- 6 Hours -- Nat.
03/16/2013 -- IVhorseman -- 6 Hours -- Nat.
03/16/2013 -- Silverdream -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- silvadream -- 1 Day -- Just in case you try to come back with your alt.
03/16/2013 -- Vami_IV -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- snakemittens -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- Warhead -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- Arkbrik -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- Bragallot -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- Zupponn -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- Falk -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- The Shadowscythe -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- Scratch -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/16/2013 -- ben-jammin -- 1 Day -- King of the Hill
03/10/2013 -- The Shadowscythe -- 1 Hour -- FUCK YOU
12/31/2012 -- The Shadowscythe -- 1 Day -- You know why.
12/31/2012 -- IVhorseman -- 1 Day -- Nat.
12/27/2012 -- GeneralOfDeath -- 1 Day -- Dumb as fuck.
12/27/2012 -- Overwatch_Elite -- 1 Day -- Racism in the dumbest fashion possible.
12/21/2012 -- Zupponn -- 1 Week -- This shit is getting old.
12/20/2012 -- Semaj Nagirrac -- 1 Week -- I can see your IP address.
12/20/2012 -- Zupponn -- 1 Day -- Fuck The Police
12/19/2012 -- Bragallot -- 1 Week -- Nat.
12/17/2012 -- Bragallot -- 1 Day -- Nat.
12/17/2012 -- Ham701 -- 1 Day -- Yeah
12/16/2012 -- Silverdream -- 6 Hours -- Thank Tzan.
12/14/2012 -- Bragallot -- 6 Hours -- Said Nat twice in the same thread.
12/14/2012 -- Natalya -- 6 Hours -- YOU CAN'T STOP ME NOW
12/13/2012 -- The Shadowscythe -- 1 Day -- Annoying
12/13/2012 -- Silverdream -- 1 Day -- Annoying
12/10/2012 -- Keldoclock -- 6 Hours -- See Marblecake sticky thread page 5.
12/10/2012 -- samuelzz -- 6 Hours -- Pointless flaming. Like, it made no sense.
12/02/2012 -- GeneralOfDeath -- 1 Day -- Nat.
11/13/2012 -- Zupponn -- 1 Hour -- Slang.
10/21/2012 -- R-Man126 -- 6 Hours -- I think some people actually want to be banned.
10/18/2012 -- GeneralOfDeath -- 1 Day -- So I was in line to vote when I saw your post on my phone and then I banned you.
10/08/2012 -- IVhorseman -- 6 Hours -- I don't give a shit.
09/29/2012 -- Bragallot -- 6 Hours -- Even if you add extra letters, Nattttt will still get you banned.
09/15/2012 -- Bragallot -- 6 Hours -- Called me nat. The #1 way to avoid getting B& is to not call me nat.
09/15/2012 -- GeneralOfDeath -- 1 Hour -- Called me nat. No exceptions.
09/12/2012 -- Zupponn -- 6 Hours -- Pr0n.
09/09/2012 -- Silverdream -- 6 Hours -- Silver solidifies his lead in number of times banned by posting pr0n in the General Discussion forum.
09/08/2012 -- Ham701 -- 6 Hours -- He was asking for it.
09/08/2012 -- Zupponn -- 1 Hour -- Called me nat.
09/08/2012 -- Colette -- 1 Hour -- See Marblecake sticky thread page 5.
08/24/2012 -- Spartan117 -- 1 Hour -- Called me nat. Probably on purpose.
07/18/2012 -- Colette -- 1 Day -- Needs to take a breather and put stuff in perspective.
07/11/2012 -- Silverdream -- 1 Hour -- Thinking he gets it but really doesn't.
07/02/2012 -- Zupponn -- 1 Day -- See Marblecake sticky thread page 5.
06/10/2012 -- Legofighter -- 1 Day -- He was asking for it.
06/01/2012 -- mr.duckie -- 6 Hours -- Told another user who is new to quit the forum, and he picked on them.
05/09/2012 -- Silverdream -- 1 Day -- Whining about not getting to mod the LDD sub-forum.
04/16/2012 -- IVhorseman -- 1 Hour -- Gnat.
04/13/2012 -- BFenix -- 1 Hour -- Don't call me Nat. I swear to god, I say this all over the board... Call me Natalya or Natty or Natalie or Natalija or what the fuck ever, but don't call me nat.
04/09/2012 -- Silverdream -- 6 Hours -- Fuck you Silver, quit posting dick .gifs and calling for other people to be banned.


Scythe also has his own banning list as well now - he's half insane and trigger happy as fook, seriously, he banned Tzan for agreeing with him.

Banned user for reason “Beige Carpet Desktop”
» Tzan The Shadowscythe

Banned user for reason "SILVA - IN BRIKWARS WE DON'T DO HALF MEASURES, GO ALL GIRL OR GO HOME"
» Silverdream The Shadowscythe

Banned user for reason “Never leave me with a room full of buttons”
» Tzan The Shadowscythe

Banned user for reason “Mentioned Runescape (Blame Natalya again)”
» GeneralOfDeath The Shadowscythe

Banned user for reason “Critical failure on dice rolls (Blame Natalya)”
» Whiteagle The Shadowscythe

Banned user for reason “1 hour ban because I had to start somewhere”
» Silverdream The Shadowscythe
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby Silverdream » Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:00 am

I move that because 9/10 people I've asked to have banned were jokes, and that 1/10 actually deserved it, you have assburgers.
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby stubby » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:11 pm

I move that if 9/10 ban requests were jokes, that means you've made the same joke 9/10 times which even under ideal circumstances could only have been funny a maximum of once.
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby Keldoclock » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:16 pm

I move that if 9/11 was a joke, it could only have been funny a maximum of twice.
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby Natalya » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:58 pm

LOLOLOL
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby Tzan » Tue Apr 10, 2012 7:14 pm

Haha

Motivational poster?
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby Rody » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:59 pm

Why not?
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby BFenix » Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:41 pm


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Nat, I trust your Goderator skills, but don't go crazy over it, banning someone because you felt like it seems a little exaggerated. True Judgement and True Hammerin'!

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Re: BAN LIST

Postby stubby » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:48 pm

BFenix wrote:don't go crazy over it, banning someone because you felt like it seems a little exaggerated

This is why you can never be an admin.

Trying to have a justified reason for these things just encourages rules-lawyering and self-righteous pompery and is the worst thing you can possibly do. Even if you do have justification, it's best to never let anyone find out.
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby BFenix » Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:03 pm

stubby wrote:
BFenix wrote:don't go crazy over it, banning someone because you felt like it seems a little exaggerated

This is why you can never be an admin.

Trying to have a justified reason for these things just encourages rules-lawyering and self-righteous pompery and is the worst thing you can possibly do. Even if you do have justification, it's best to never let anyone find out.


Depends on who you're judging and what they've done. If it's a newbie breaking some rule or just being an idiot, but that regrets or promises to change I think it is perfectly reasonable to say what he has done wrong and he should improve in his attitude. If otherwise you're confronted with a complete asshole, that constantly fucks around and is barely of any use to the forum and the Brikwars community, than Ban his ass. If he rants "Why?", then sure, your opinion is totally valid.
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby stubby » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:34 pm

BFenix wrote:Depends on who you're judging and what they've done. If it's a newbie breaking some rule or just being an idiot, but that regrets or promises to change I think it is perfectly reasonable to say what he has done wrong and he should improve in his attitude. If otherwise you're confronted with a complete asshole, that constantly fucks around and is barely of any use to the forum and the Brikwars community, than Ban his ass. If he rants "Why?", then sure, your opinion is totally valid.

I already checked, I can't ban myself. I don't think even Natalya can.
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby Natalya » Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:09 am

On this software some admins are like Founders or whatever... They can't be banned.
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby Rody » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:10 am

Oh gods, he is...

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Re: BAN LIST

Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:15 pm

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Wow, no one is truly untouchable...
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Re: BAN LIST

Postby BFenix » Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:05 am

Are you kidding me? You told me once when we were playing CS:S that you hated Natty and to never call you that! And even if I was wrong, how is that enough reason to ban me? I mean, I don't show up on the forum one day and the next thing I know I'm banned because of this? I try to uphold some standards and you put me on the same list as Silver?

Im not booty bothered, but this is simply bullshit...
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