Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Colette » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:57 am

The Trattorians are actually anti-immortal, we were simply acting in self-defense. We again would like to reiterate that Captain Kole was not acting in accordance with Scythian policy, and hence had to be taken out. That is all.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Silverdream » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:51 am

Transmission From Bavarian Space wrote: You haff done well, mein frund Scythreich. I offer your empire a military allianz fur mutual defence against the Praetorian and Trattorian threats.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby dilanski » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:07 am

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As a pro-Immortal I can safely say I'd blow you're shit up even if it wasn't in defense.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby stubby » Tue Apr 10, 2012 2:40 pm

The Shadowscythe wrote:From this moment on, the Scythian Empire withdraws all of its booze from the AN reserves until the PAX can get off thier fat, lazy arses and do something about this - and the ambassadors of the Trattorian and Pretorian Empires can go and lick thier fathers dicks.

Also, your mother.

That is all, and the Scythian Empire now stands down from the forum.

There should be an official AN :sbr: procedural rule that all events between member civilizations should be interpreted in the worst possible manner, even if a completely reasonable explanation exists and is more likely.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Silverdream » Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:47 pm

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:40 pm

Dammit, silva, we were supposed to use the first flag, you insolent fool!
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby mgb519 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:51 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:Dammit, silva, we were supposed to use the first flag, you insolent fool!

The first flag is the reason that the AN is better than the third alliance.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Arkbrik » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:09 pm

The Secretary General bangs his little hammer on the table.

"Order, order! There are urgent matters that need to be dealt with!"

The delegates reluctantly stop staring at the boobs and guns on their monitors.

"An strange sub-etha-signal was picked up a few hours ago by several A.N.U.S. ships. Its origin seems to be a point in deep space, nowhere near any star systems... but located within the neutral A.N.U.S. Assembly region of space. It seems to be an encrypted communications signal, broadcast in all directions. This is no emergency on its own..."

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"...but this picture was taken by an A.N.U.S. probe shortly afterwards. These ships are part of Vergilius Raskolnikov's spacefleet; the battleship has been identified as the Weltschmerz, Raskolnikov's flagship. They were heading directly for the signal's point of origin."

"Well we have a delegate from Raskolnikov here. Why are you sending warships into neutral territory?"

"All hail the Great Leader Vergilius Raskolnikov!"

"That's your answer for everything..."

"I suggest we send an A.N.U.S. diplomacy fleet, to investigate the signal and interce - I mean rendezvous with Raskolnikov. All in favour?"

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby dilanski » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:29 pm

Arkbrik wrote:this picture was taken by an A.N.U.S. probe


Fix'd. Apart from that yes, Send in ships to seek & de... I mean investigate these ships. Yes I know :trap: .
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Colette » Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:30 pm

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A large AN fleet consisting of 5 battleships and 2 destroyers is deployed to meet Raskolnikov's fleet. If they dare attack the AN then rest be assured the peacekeepers and the Pax Corps will automatically be deployed to wipe out the threat.

We will assume they come in peace for the moment, though, and will be willing to dock with them.

Meanwhile, the Spirit of Ragnablok and dozens of other AN Pax Corps ships secretlyprepare themselves to be launched at Raskolnikov at a moment's notice.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Silverdream » Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:10 pm

The Britannian League says yes.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Falk » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:32 am

Benjaminia syas yes.
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:57 pm

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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby Colette » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:01 pm

Straw poll: How many nations would support a potential Pax Corps Counterattack if Vergilius Raskolnikov fires at our AN ships?
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Re: Allied Nations General Assembly Discussion Thread

Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:38 pm

not i, each nation is allowed their chance of attack, to stifle every violent action upon the A.N.U.S would be like taking the beer from every man to make a joke at our expense.

instead let us punch im' in the mouth and buy him a beer afterward, so we may laugh it all off.
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