United Systems Alliance, Planet Wash-a-ton DC, bad House
President B’lack Obama: Hey guys let’s go to the local tavern and pick up some beer.
General Stanley McBrikstal: Mr. President, check this out!
President B’lack Obama: What’s that?
General McBrikstal: Those Raskolnikov bastards are firing on AN ships! The United Systems Alliance must take action!
Secretary of State Hilarious Cluckton: The Romney campaign will use this against us if we invade Raskolnikov.
General McBrikstal: Fine, I will take action myself.
General McBrikstal: This is General McBrikstal to Corporal Rico, do you receive?United Systems Alliance, Planet New York, Allied Nations Headquarters
In the Allied Nations Headquarters two AN marines guard an Amygdala Disruptor Cannon and are overseen by a PAX lieutenant.
Corporal Rico (USA marine, yellow): I seem to be getting a transmission.
Corporal Rico: This is Corporal Rico, who is this?
General McBrikstal: This is General McBrikstal, in the name of the USA take out your fellow guards and steal that Amygdala Disruptor.
Corporal Rico: This is treason...
General McBrikstal: AN doesn't even know what's good for itself. USA will help them out.
Corporal Rico opens fire and sprays and prays everyone in the room.
The PAX lieutenant is caught by surprise and falls, and so Corporal Rico moves onto the UPA marine.
He succeeds in taking out everyone in the room and proceeds to begin pushing the Amygdala Disruptor out of the room.