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Quotes with or without context.

Postby muffinman42 » Sun May 06, 2012 3:17 pm

Read Title:
Not just here but everywhere (mainly everywhere):

<girl> so what's new?
<jsn> just got out of an abusive relationship
<girl> whoa, what happened?
<jsn> decided to stop abusing her

<Matt> A catholic priest, a pedophile and a snuggler walk into a bar.
<Matt> He orders a beer.


<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken...

I'm using The snuggler to assign some jobs to children


<Paul> Children need balls!
<Kyratzes> You want children to touch your balls?
<Scelly9> .....
<Edensmith> You've got a lot of balls.
<Paul> Children love my balls

[This was about golf balls, kyratzes has 1.7million of them as part of the golf ball for every child project]

If there isn't a Clippy-esque browser addon that gives you dirty advice, it must be made.


Hm, we seem to be straying back into genitals area...
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Keldoclock » Sun May 06, 2012 6:23 pm

I'm using The snuggler to assign some jobs to children


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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Silverdream » Sun May 06, 2012 6:28 pm

The only thing good about me is my GIFs.


Reddit is for fagots, Imma make really pointless and shitty threads.


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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Warhead » Tue May 08, 2012 2:36 pm

Never hit children, except in anger and always aim to kill.
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Rody » Wed May 09, 2012 4:26 am

Dude... that was not my finger.
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Arkbrik » Wed May 09, 2012 8:56 am

From a roleplaying night...
"Can't you have Na.zi as your class?"
"That's more of a sexual orientation."
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Ham701 » Wed May 09, 2012 2:29 pm

You better shut up, or I'll give you a spanking. And not the good kind either."

Oh Pep Band freshman year. How I miss thee.
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.

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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Scottsman » Wed May 09, 2012 10:21 pm

Quickly,no time to explain, get in the llama.

Said by one of my friends while we sat around at lunch.
I feel threatened. Aracnus Web.

Same friend.
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Keldoclock » Thu May 10, 2012 12:37 am

perhaps the most quotable thing this forum has produced wrote:Why don't you go to you father's bed at night, and lick his dick?
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Arkbrik » Thu May 10, 2012 2:30 pm

The sound when you turn on the computer is entertainment, not courtship.

Making elves is like getting dapper kids or something.
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Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Zupponn » Thu May 10, 2012 6:12 pm

Scottsman wrote:
I feel threatened. Aracnus Web.

Playing Magic?
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Natalya » Sun May 13, 2012 4:26 am

Zupponn wrote:
Scottsman wrote:
I feel threatened. Aracnus Web.

Playing Magic?
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I'll be a star that shines, I can make the whole world mine‼"


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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby IVhorseman » Sun May 13, 2012 1:25 pm

Chuck being filtered to My Little penises is awesome on itself due to the brony invasion...
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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Blitzen » Sun May 13, 2012 1:46 pm

Twilight Sparkle is so last year.

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Re: Quotes with or without context.

Postby Legofighter » Mon May 14, 2012 7:28 am

penis ALERT!!!

When Mister penis gets within 5 miles of somebody else,
they start posting penises everywhere


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