Immediately the MASS delegation motions for a moderated caucus.
"The FELC has left directly because
of you? What happened to that vote of no confidence earlier? You corrupt bastard, you weren't even elected, just appointed as an "interim" official. We need to get a new SG."
Immediately the Praetorian delegation stands up and reveals a heretofore concealed handgun.
"There is only one way to assure your ousting." growls the diplomat.
Coffee Naan rises and points his Gavel of Civilization at the Praetorians.
"Guards, eliminate him! It is a clear violation of decorum to possess weapons in the chamber!"
The guards stare at each other, confused. Never expecting a delegate to have a weapon in committee, they ask Coffee Naan what is the best AN protocol for the situation.
"Idiots, just shoot him!" responds the enraged Naan.
As the bodyguards continue to debate proper AN rules of engagement, the Praetorian fired his handgun several times at the SG, the leader of the entire of brikverse. He prayed he would succeed in his task.
Before the lethargic bureaucrat saw the barrel shine, his brains and entire head was fried into a floating plasma of blood. The entire room gasped in disbelief as an awkward silence followed.
After a few minutes, the effects of the Gavel of Civilization wore off, and the delegation of Silvaria dragged out a container of maniac beer, smacking it conveniently into the ambassador of Planet Brimstone.
"I say ve get vasted!" he yells into the chamber.
Within ten seconds the minifigs lose focus of their duties and fall to their carnal desires. The delegations of the Immortal Empire, Akkadia, and MAOX all team up for a rock concert on the dais while maniac beer get's passed around like water. The USGs, lacking the same authority as the Secretary-General, fail to keep decorum in the crowd and soon the entire crowd devolves into one of the largest metal concerts in the local area.
@Ross: I'm just going to say I've been planning to remove Naan for quite a while now-the real Kofi Annan
retired a few years ago. This has just given me an excuse to do so. Also, the AN deserves to elect its own leader.