QoP: Head Separator Part III -- Turn 4
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QoP: Head Separator Part III -- Turn 4
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16 more people join the crowd.
16 more people join the crowd.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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Akkadian Fanatics -- Played by Pwnerade
The fanatics are shocked by what just happened.
They formulate a plan...
A crazy plan.
And on that day, the Dread Pirate 2 x 2 did decide that it would be ossum.
The gunner gets a headshot. The al-quaeda terrorist fires as well.
And the hit is good, if redundant. The saw on the front of the catapult car destroyed the main cannon, while this shot blew up the black turret.
And they roll off.
The fanatics are shocked by what just happened.
They formulate a plan...
A crazy plan.
And on that day, the Dread Pirate 2 x 2 did decide that it would be ossum.
The gunner gets a headshot. The al-quaeda terrorist fires as well.
And the hit is good, if redundant. The saw on the front of the catapult car destroyed the main cannon, while this shot blew up the black turret.
And they roll off.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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Assyrian Armoured Division -- Played by Natalya
Everyone gets to go in the order in which I received their instructions for the turn. However, it would seem odd if I PM'd myself orders, so I use a random number generator to decide when I get to go. This time I was second.
I think you know where this is going...
The plasma and the missile explode in their face, killing everyone.
The catapult car has been reduced to a burning wreck.
Outside, the Armoured Car pushes on. An Inquistador bails out of its way.
And it drives over here.
Everyone gets to go in the order in which I received their instructions for the turn. However, it would seem odd if I PM'd myself orders, so I use a random number generator to decide when I get to go. This time I was second.
I think you know where this is going...
The plasma and the missile explode in their face, killing everyone.
The catapult car has been reduced to a burning wreck.
Outside, the Armoured Car pushes on. An Inquistador bails out of its way.
And it drives over here.
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The Dreadnought continues out of the gate. It shoots at stuff.
It misses with the lasers, but the Vulcan Cannon kills an Immortal.
Back at the tank, the Captain takes the minigun that was inside and attaches it to the broken mount at the top of the turret where the other gun had been destroyed.
I can't accurately describe what happened next.
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They fire at the top of the wall.
And it gets even more damaged.
And the reason is revealed.
You know where this is going...
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Re: QoP: Head Separator Part III -- Turn 4
They shoot at some stuff. A Space Ninja dies. Another one had to jump down the bunker stairs to hide from the falling debris.
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MAOX Death Korps -- Played by BFenix
Two of the DK elites get up. They had to bail to avoid getting crushed by the Super Tank.
However, their friend didn't spend his action in response to the tank crashing through the wall. Afraid that the tank will fire at his squad-mates, he shoots up the side-sponson Vulcan Cannon.
And it breaks.
Up on the Death Wall, Major Riker sees an opening. He drops his rifle and pulls out the Power Katana.
He jumps...
And executes the tank gunner.
Two of the DK elites get up. They had to bail to avoid getting crushed by the Super Tank.
However, their friend didn't spend his action in response to the tank crashing through the wall. Afraid that the tank will fire at his squad-mates, he shoots up the side-sponson Vulcan Cannon.
And it breaks.
Up on the Death Wall, Major Riker sees an opening. He drops his rifle and pulls out the Power Katana.
He jumps...
And executes the tank gunner.
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Space Ninjas -- Played by mgb519
Dark Ka fires at the forward gunner, but he misses.
The Space Ninja who bailed by jumping down the stairs climbs out of the hole.
He gets up.
The other two Ninjas scale the wall. I incorrectly said that they could go between the wall and the black building earlier... There isn't actually room there. But the windows you see in this picture can be broken and then the Space Ninjas can climb inside through them.
Dark Ka fires at the forward gunner, but he misses.
The Space Ninja who bailed by jumping down the stairs climbs out of the hole.
He gets up.
The other two Ninjas scale the wall. I incorrectly said that they could go between the wall and the black building earlier... There isn't actually room there. But the windows you see in this picture can be broken and then the Space Ninjas can climb inside through them.
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
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"Ya gotta remember, Soryu's a brutal thug, ain't got no finesse like Shinji."
Re: QoP: Head Separator Part III -- Turn 4
I must say, This ride through the wall was FUC%KING AWESOME!!! I DUNNO HOW TO DESCRIBE IT!
Oh, He's here.
Re: QoP: Head Separator Part III -- Turn 4
Can this get even better?
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Re: QoP: Head Separator Part III -- Turn 4
Actually I meant for them to use their razor sharp swords to cut a hole in the wall of the black building and actually go inside of it.
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Re: QoP: Head Separator Part III -- Turn 4
i don't know what else could describe it