Useful for (literally) random magical artifacts! Could even generate the effects on the fly during a game!
Example results wrote:
You die instantly.
Your right hand throbs in pain twice.
You turn into a centaur and then you grow a draconic, arrow-headed tail.
Your head turns pale blue and begins attacking you, then a king's feast appears in front of you.
Random Invention Generator
Similar to the above but non-magical effects.
Example results wrote:
It's an energy drink! It makes reassuring noises!
It's a rubber fish that blocks spam email! It improves blood clotting and displays a slideshow of pictures.
It's a coffee cup that uses human blood for fuel! It cleans itself and tells the time.
Place name generator
Does what it says.
Feel free to post more weird and useful things here!
