Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3 NEED NEW PLAYERS

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Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3 NEED NEW PLAYERS

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:39 am

I'm sorry this is taking so long, I suspect I have set a record already for longest-running forum battle. My brother is partially to blame, because he took some figs away from it for a project of his. I had to spend time hunting them down and un-fucking the battlefield.

Green Berets - mgb519

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Sgt. Bosco moved up, and fired his bazooka at the enemy vehicle. Due to being far away, and partially obstructed by the tree, it was a very tricky shot.

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Unfortunately, he hit the tree instead. My one red bush is getting plenty of use!

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Cpt. Wessen and Lt. Jones were concerned about the threat of the nearby polar bear. Plus the pizza, redeemable for one Almighty Benny, was a temping prize. Their shots hit their mark.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:14 am

Yellow Reenactors - Crazyhorse

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Shit is about to get real.

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The well-placed tank shell destroyed one of the Peach speeders, sending wreckage in all directions. The pilot was blown in two, and an Xtreme Sports Punk got pinned underneath his trike. The base of the crane was weakened by the blast, causing the crane to fall forward. A portion of the structure collapsed, once again pinning the machine-gunner under rubble. The crane operator was not killed, but is rather dazed. The second speeder managed to survive, with heavy damage. A peach was also killed, along with a punk. The Xtreme footage in his camera is still intact.

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A yellow German reenactor killed the green-haired punk girl. He then claimed her camera's Xtreme footage, and a Benny for his team. The last camera is close enough to be claimed next turn.

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Sgt. Harmon heroically kicked the train, sending it rolling forward. What could he have been planning?

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Due to poor marksmanship, it shall remain a mystery. The British reenactors did no better. Bollocks!

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The Hellcat's machinegun killed the Green bazooka-man. The weapon is still intact, however, along with one remaining rocket.

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A shell was fired from the main gun, but it was poorly aimed. The Wespe self-propelled howitzer fired as well, but it landed on the far side of the rocks. Hardly anyone could shoot straight that turn.

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The Green who was holding the BAR absorbed all of the blast, sparing the rest of his comrades.

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The Tommy with the demolition charges successfully rigged them to the fire engine, turning it into a car bomb. He then hopped aboard, to join the commandos for a ride.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:40 am

Pwn Protectorate Infantry - lawmaster
Pwn Protectorate Commandos - Moronstudios

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The infantry kept marching, and the commandos took off in their newly-explodable fire truck.

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Kaptain Kickass pulled up alongside the train.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:29 am

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The speeder fired its one operating laser at the Panzer, in a coordinated effort with the turret.

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With the added damage from a pair of Almighty Bennies, a point of size damage was dealt to the Panzer. The track was also broken, immobilizing it.

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The rest of the peaches, seemingly oblivious to the approaching army, decided to keep killing civilians. Sgt. O'Leary was blasted. He will forever be remembered as a civilian who actually posed a threat to soldiers. The pair of rappers was also killed, in order to stop their annoying music. One was decapitated by a buzzsaw. The leader of the Justice Avengers was killed, too. The rest of them will avenge him, or at least attempt to barf on the peaches.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:39 am

Green Reenactors - newcowboy

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The green troops spread out, and fired ineffectively at the Hellcat crew. The medics attempted to treat their fallen comrades, using the old Ker-Triage! table for funsies.

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One wounded green was able to be treated, but needed to have a hand replaced. The other medic got a critical failure, and his patient's condition was upgraded to "really really dead."
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:49 am

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With the building collapsing, the peaches decide the time has come to retreat. They do kill the crane operator and the crazy Scottish footballer (who may or may not have been a Warhead shard) before they leave, however.

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They regroup on the street.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Ben-Jammin » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:25 am

This battle may be taking forever, but its still fantastic!

BTW, are those official Brickmania tanks? Its making me want some...
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:28 am

Civilians: heavyfishcannon

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The Justice Avengers retaliated by throwing their drinks at the rebels. Meanwhile, the green street sweeper started to clean up their mess, and the bimbos continued their cunnilingus.

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The mummy continued to shamble toward the punk who vandalized his tomb. Meanwhile, the punk tried in vain to free himself from the wreckage, and his terrible fate.

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The old fisherman threw his fish at the Panzer.

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The surviving fireman went to tend to his fire engine.

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Unfazed by the death of his companions, the hiker headed off to the hills for a solo picnic.

Those are indeed Brickmania tanks. They look spectacular, but are expensive and tricky to build. Most of my MOCs are WIPs, and I had received them for Saturnalia, so into the forum battle they went.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:20 am

Secret faction unlocked: The Mothafuckin' Yeti

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The Mothafuckin' Yeti and his elephant pal Stompy are here to cause some mayhem. They are not concerned with things like teams or rules or making sense. Their only concern is maximum violence.

This faction was given to Cpt. Zipps. However, he doesn't seem to be very active lately, so I may have to hand this one off to somebody else. I might have to do this with some other factions, as well.

Also, props to whoever pioneered using the jet turbine piece as a mace.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:24 am

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Send in orders for turn 4!
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:44 pm

Jet turbine piece? Do you mean the drill? :?
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Ben-Jammin » Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:45 pm

Zupponn wrote:Jet turbine piece? Do you mean the drill? :?


Still makes a good mace/spear.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:27 pm

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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby Colette » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:48 pm

HOLY SHIT this thing is still going on like Bonn-o-Tron. Well, it looks interesting. Epic battles always take so long.
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Re: Peach Incident on Meridian Turn 3

Postby piltogg » Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:11 pm

orderves are in.
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