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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Keldoclock » Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:26 pm

11:00 DRINK TEA EVERY DAY

(Go ahead and enslave whatever civilization makes tea so this can happen)


Also someone should become a Dragonrider.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Silverdream » Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:05 pm

Keldoclock wrote:Also someone should become a Dragonrider.


Time to make peach Targaryens.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Colette » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:08 pm

OK, so initially, this was just a stopgap until I would have been able to host my forum battle, but I guess now this thing has taken a life of its own.

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So continuing with the saga, a few Unguu warriors begin raiding the battlefield for parts and scientific knowledge.

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Their scavenging yields success, and they uncover a few guns, some snazzy military uniforms, three rocket-propelled grenades, and a functioning generator (unfortunately, the Unguu have no means to power it with).

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Two warriors dress themselves in the military uniforms and upgrade their weapons.

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Meanwhile, the other warrior declares himself the governor of the Neu Territories. He claims the chariot for himself.

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The rest of the new inventory is dumped off to the shamaness, who crafts a launcher for the RPG’s. She then continues to fiddle with the generator, to no avail.

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On a related note, the OTC demands a longer staff, so the chief complies. Apparently, even sentient OTC’s have a Freudian complex.

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But suddenly, disaster strikes the Unguu village as a hurricane rips through the area, sending debris flying everywhere and defiling the altar.

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This is when the shamaness is divinely inspired by the OTC, and quickly constructs a windmill and hooks it up with the generator.

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It begins to sparkle and hum, and the shamaness assumes this means it works.

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The village commences reconstruction. Luckily, nobody was hurt by the tornado.

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During all this ruckus, the two villagers born in the last installment finish their childhood and grow up to be fine young warriors ready to serve the tribe.

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The speartons, meanwhile, get to work and construct a new war machine powered by the wind-powered generator. This new “horseless carriage” seats a pilot and a gunner, and is armed with two large cannons and smaller anti-infantry gun.

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The speartons test their new invention and drive it around the Neu Territories for a little while.

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A lesser tribesman begins chatting up the villge whore again...

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I think everybody get’s it by this point, the population has increased and all that blag.

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Finally, my camera failed at getting a good angle for this one, but the warrior-king appoints his favorite musketeer as his new dragon-rider.

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The king then attends more important issues, and together with the shamaness is determined to find out what happened to the warrior in the canoe.

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He assembles the entire Unguu military, and sets out on an epic campaign to avenge the warrior’s death, no matter the cost.

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After weeks of hiking and trekking, the king stumbles upon an encampment. The OTC tells the king it is an expeditionary force of Greentoppol Rangers, accompanied by a rich real-estate executive seeking to develop Unguu into a casino strip. The OTC then informs the king that it was the Greentoppol that were responsible for the the murder of the warrior on the canoe.

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Enraged, the Unguu king hollers the signal for attack, Spartan style, and leads a charge on the Greentoppol. They massacre nearly the entire force of Greentoppol almost immediately. The war machines and the rocket propelled grenades prove their effectiveness beyond the shadow of a doubt.

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After the battle, the warrior king rounds up the remaining rangers and interrogates them about their origins. The Greentoppol merely beg for mercy.

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MERCY? THEN MERCY YOU SHALL HAVE.

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The Unguu take the medik prisoner as a curiosity to behold.

Also, forgot to take a pic, but the Unguu raided the Greentoppol real-estate exec’s suitcase for tea leaves.

*The Unguu have evolved from BronzeAge to NapoleonAge*
(They’re at the cusp of ModernAge now)

TL;DR: Everyone can suggest actions that the Unguu can take to advance themselves, the goal is to see how high of a tek level they can attain before being wiped out. People can also suggest events than can happen to the Unguu (although I’ll mainly be responsible for that). So kind of like Zahru’s Ork Tower thread. I’ll collect and act on suggestions whenever I have time.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Thesson » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:30 pm

Have a lesser tribesman look at a bird and as the shamaness about flight. PLANE MAKING!
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:18 pm

The governor of the Neu Territories shall declare himself independent of the OTC's will and incites a rebellion to try and gain full power over his realm.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Robot Monkey » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:20 pm

Have them investigate the Medik's supplies, and develop medikal technology.

Have the King have another vision, then utilize Trattorian tech and parts of the drop-pod turned shrine to create a massive death ray powered by the wind generator.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Swordsalmon » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:47 pm

Have the Greentoppol prisoner breed with the village tramp.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:36 pm

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Create a baby factory/system of breeding more and more people. Consider having the priestess bless wombs to have twins and triplets.

Summon a deity.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:13 am

Silverdream wrote:Summon Warhead.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:18 am

don't summon warhead he'll kill us all, and nice name drop :D

have the medic regail them with his combat drugs and how to make them.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Colette » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:32 am

Zupponn wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Summon Warhead.


I'm sorry but motion denied due to personal and practical reasons.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Stormblessed » Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:07 pm

Meteor shower hits village. All the fire. Not enough fire. Meteor showers cause fire. Meteor showers good.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby lawmaster » Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:21 pm

have them discover duct tape, then they can do anything.
You are faced with door what do you do
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wait what you can't do that
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*door catches fire*
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby sjosten » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:43 pm

Yeah, summoning Warhead would be bad. However, I'm sure the OTC could help the Unguu get one of the many Warhead Shards that are floating around to help them out. After all, the Unguu might actually be able to defeat a shard if he decides to attack them.
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Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Paco » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:17 pm

Colette wrote:
Zupponn wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Summon Warhead.


I'm sorry but motion denied due to personal and practical reasons.

and because Warhead hasn't posted any Lego in nearly 18 months and is pretty much irrelevant now and is only riding off the success of a forum battle he did two years ago

[User was shot for the above post.]

In all seriousness, Warhead gives me as much of a raging man-boner the next guy and I was being sarcastic with that last post so don't kill me plz. ok thanks.
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