Mini-Evolution

Creations, construction techniques, and news from the world of plastic toys

Moderators: Dr. X, fredde

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Paco » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:20 pm

also

>[S] Colette: Summon Natalya
Tzan wrote:
Silverdream wrote:the link for a kingdom in turmoil leads to grave tidings.


Are you getting your ideas for posts from fortune cookies?
User avatar
Paco
Jaw-Jaw
 
Posts: 776
Joined: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:12 pm
Location: Neo-Botswana

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Ross_Varn » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:56 pm

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:and because Warhead hasn't posted any Lego in nearly 18 months and is pretty much irrelevant now and is only riding off the success of a forum battle he did two years ago


I prescribe that this user go reread ZZD.
User avatar
Ross_Varn
Blockguy
 
Posts: 5689
Joined: Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:03 pm
Location: Procrastinating.

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Ham701 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:16 pm

Looks like Paco needs a prescription of licking his father's dick at night.
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.

Image
User avatar
Ham701
Galidor
 
Posts: 1233
Joined: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:11 pm
Location: Watching DS9

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Ross_Varn » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:38 pm

While I'm sure Paco would appreciate that, I doubt Warhead needs the sexing. He's probably otherwise occupied.
User avatar
Ross_Varn
Blockguy
 
Posts: 5689
Joined: Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:03 pm
Location: Procrastinating.

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Silverdream » Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:55 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:While I'm sure Paco would appreciate that, I doubt Warhead needs the sexing. He's probably otherwise occupied.



Image

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST PACO IS MY HALF-BROTHER!!! WARHEAD IS MY FATHER AND I AM HIS ONLY BASTARD SON.
Image

Spoiler: show
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.


Colette wrote:I hereby acknowledge Silverdream as the one and only forum troll as agreed in the bet.


Quantumsurfer wrote:No, I have 2 silver.
User avatar
Silverdream
Blockguy
 
Posts: 6767
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: In a giant pile of potatoes and red meat.

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby 501stCadians » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:51 am

Invent Shuffleboard.
IVhorseman wrote:I'm the Several Hundred Dollar Man!

Image
Rayhawk wrote:"Give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK" was a major part of Knights Kingdom development.
User avatar
501stCadians
My Little Pony
 
Posts: 1788
Joined: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:35 pm
Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby stubby » Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:32 am

Silverdream wrote:WARHEAD IS MY FATHER AND I AM HIS ONLY BASTARD SON.

Your mom only made up that story because she didn't want to admit her sordid affair with Asterios.
User avatar
stubby
forum janitor
 
Posts: 4342
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:31 pm

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Silverdream » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:49 am

stubby wrote:
Silverdream wrote:WARHEAD IS MY FATHER AND I AM HIS ONLY BASTARD SON.

Your mom only made up that story because she didn't want to admit her sordid affair with Asterios.


That doesn't make any sense, because Asterios is infertile. Are you trying to say that you're actually my Father?
Image

Spoiler: show
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.


Colette wrote:I hereby acknowledge Silverdream as the one and only forum troll as agreed in the bet.


Quantumsurfer wrote:No, I have 2 silver.
User avatar
Silverdream
Blockguy
 
Posts: 6767
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: In a giant pile of potatoes and red meat.

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby stubby » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:46 pm

Silverdream wrote:That doesn't make any sense, because Asterios is infertile.

That's correct. One way or another, his sperm are destined to fail. Some just continue failing for a couple decades longer than others.
User avatar
stubby
forum janitor
 
Posts: 4342
Joined: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:31 pm

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:03 pm

:owned:
Image
User avatar
Robot Monkey
Pooplord
 
Posts: 3211
Joined: Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:47 pm
Location: Third Alliance Headquarters

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Keldoclock » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:45 pm

:ftw:
Image
stubby wrote:omg noob, balrogs are maiars too, don't you know anything
User avatar
Keldoclock
Pooplord
 
Posts: 2771
Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:19 pm
Location: New York City

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Colette » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:23 pm

Image
A lesser tribesman sees a chicken and suddenly wonders how it flies. He then proceeds to ask the village shamaness, who receives a burst of inspiration.

Image
She get’s to work on building a second generator while ordering the Speartons to construct a brand-new war machine.

Image
Ultimately, her plan is realized- the Unguu have now developed powered flight. A willing pilot is chosen to test the new invention.

Image
He then flies it over the village and lands without hassle, proving it works.

Image
Satisfied at her success, the shamaness then proceeds to rummage through the Greentoppol medik’s medkit to develop medikal teknology.

Image
As the medik regales to the village the finer points of the art of medicine, the shamaness invents a cure to every known Unguu disease, beating thousands of well-funded, bureaucratic cancer laboratories throughout the USA.

Image
De repente, the Unguu warrior-king begins bashing down the shrine in a fit of divinely-inspired rage. The villagers immediately begin wondering what the hell he is doing.

Image
The king orders the medik to construct another generator, this time for his new laser death-ray, cobbled together with advanced tek from the drop-pod and the Trattorians.

Image
During this time of chaos, a villager grows up. This one looks to become a troublemaker.

Image
Of course, by this time the village tramp is ordered to breed with the Greentoppol medik for teh lulz.

Image
Out pops a...normal Unguu girl? I think I threw genetics out of the window in the last installment so...


Image
The shamaness begins researching spells for blessing wombs to have twins and triplets. If she is successful then the blessings will take effect next installment.

(As a side note to silva, there practically is a baby factory in place right now, I have no idea of anybody’s parentage at this point and the village tramp doesn’t even get a break between installments.)

Image
Before she can finish though, the king receives another vision from the OTC, and gathers a group of local tribesmen to gather in an octagon. Ominous latin chanting begins.

Image
The villagers goad the shamaness to drink the maniac beer, and she complies. Reality starts becoming unstable...

Image
And in a fit of unbridled rage, she grabs the OTC and cleaves a villagers in two as tribute. This rips space-time and causes ripples along the astral plane, tearing holes and creating infinite improbability fields. One of these hits the intended target, the planet Austere, and sucks in one of the greatest me...er, women ever to live in the brikverse.

Image
HOLY SHIT ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: SUMMON NATALYA

Image
Summoning Natalya had some unintended consequences even the OTC did not foresee, for Natalya was teleported with all of her equipment, including her OTC. The OTC then immediately began plotting how to dispose of it.

Meanwhile, Natalya demanded answers, such as where she is, how she got here, and why the eff the Unguu have an OTC.

Image
Intrigued, the governor of the Neu Territories arrived to see the new arrival in person.

Image
However, the sight of another OTC is too much for him, and he goes mad and attempts to secede from the main Unguu settlement.

Image
However, the OTC detects what he is up to, and kills him.

His legacy lives on, however, in the remaining citizens of the Neu Territories, who plan to secede when times are better and when they have gotten some women to immigrate there.

Image
To prevent this, the king posts his most trusted advisor, the Dragon-rider, as the new overseer of the Neu Territories.

Image
The Unguu have little time to deliberate the philosophy of having another OTC in existence, for the sky darkens and a small meteor shower begins.

Luckily, nobody is killed. However, the red house is partially damaged and a lot of equipment and loose pieces are scattered.

Image
It’s not all bad news for the Unguu, however, for one of the asteroids cracks open, revealing gold, RT, and a roll of duct tape. I recommend they use it wisely.

However, during the event the guard tower was abandoned, a move that the Unguu will surely regret...

Image
...For a small task force of Assyrians crash, hack, and slash through the dense forest to the Unguu village to rescue Major Natalya. They have a dreadnut and 3 men of the line, and are led by Major Smith. (Yes, I have like 4 more Assyrians and the SDT but I don’t want to arouse my mom’s suspicions)

Image
Immediately, the Unguu go on guard and mobilize the mechanized armed forces. Can they stop the Assyrian threat or will this spell the end of the Unguu?

(Yes, now YOU get to run this battle for the fate of Unguu-kind)

The Unguu have now evolved to WorldWarTwoMen for the development of powered flight.

TL;DR: Everyone can suggest actions that the Unguu can take to advance themselves, the goal is to see how high of a tek level they can attain before being wiped out. People can also suggest events than can happen to the Unguu (although I’ll mainly be responsible for that). So kind of like Zahru’s Ork Tower thread. I’ll collect and act on suggestions whenever I have time.
Lego Company wrote:...At the same time, the purpose is for the LEGO brand not to be associated with issues that glorify conflicts and unethical or harmful behavior...


:belushi:
User avatar
Colette
I for one personally welcome clown face bologna
 
Posts: 2226
Joined: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:04 pm
Location: This Forum

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Thesson » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:35 pm

Have the chief rush in and cut someone in half with the OTC and then rip off another's arms and beat him to death with them.
Image
User avatar
Thesson
Dimmy
 
Posts: 601
Joined: Thu May 17, 2012 9:14 pm
Location: Mars

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Silverdream » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:35 pm

The captured Trattorians attempt to attack their Assyrian enemies so that they will be let free.
Image

Spoiler: show
mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.


Colette wrote:I hereby acknowledge Silverdream as the one and only forum troll as agreed in the bet.


Quantumsurfer wrote:No, I have 2 silver.
User avatar
Silverdream
Blockguy
 
Posts: 6767
Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Location: In a giant pile of potatoes and red meat.

Re: Mini-Evolution

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:03 am

The Green Medic will kill someone with his helmet and then revive them as his zombie slave.
Image
User avatar
Zupponn
No Lego part truly dies
No Lego part truly dies
 
Posts: 5061
Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:15 pm
Location: Wisconsin, land of the cheese

PreviousNext

Return to Bricks

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Rev. Sylvanus and 1 guest