So, I'm being challenged to a fist-fight...

[Tarren]

by a fifth grader, because I kicked him out a forums thing I own because he was spamming.


Him:what the hells your damn problom b***h why the f**k did you bann me you fucking scammed me you little b***h. im gonna get you you little b***h and your not gonna like it.



Me:lol
you're the shorty.
you were spamming, I don't need that
I didnt scam you, I didnt even let you in.
shut the f**k up and leave me alone



Him:ill fucking shut up when you rejoin me you tubby b***h im gonna get you whory f**k
remember i am comming and hells comming with b***h.


Me:hah, you couldnt get a raccoon to help you.
whory f**k?
are you british or something?

Him:i can wipe the floor with ythe only thing getting wiped is your bloody ass when i beat it in.

ALSO:
hes like, 5'2
he sews.
he's a poser.


him:Copy and paste this to 10 people and then press F5 on your keyboard. You will win 10,000 gold each time you do it! it's worked for me, it'll work for you



me:it dolesnt work idiot. don't spam my inbox with this crap.


him:f**k you you god damn b***h i will hack you and you will regret banning me



me:ima beat you up if you keep this up dumbshit.
whats my password then?


him:beat me ill just sew your ass.

im not going to fight him unless he comes at me, which since hes an idiot, he will.
sew my ass? wtf?

[ahp77]

well i think he meant give ur ass a tatoo, whichll never happen,.

I may be 2 inches shorter, but I can deliver elbows like a 300-pound body builder. I fell like beating the shit outa him!
I think I know this guy.
if so, then ya, I could beat da shit outa him! WHAT FUN!!!!!!!!!

[Tarren]

his jame is Justin Wilken.
lol, if he gets picked up by the coips, i'll crack up, and say:
"they're taking the hobbit to isengard!"

[ahp77]

meh, don't know him.

[Tarren]

does it help that hes going into sixth, and im goin ginto eigth?
yes, I swear like a sailor for a thirteen year old

[IVhorseman]

the only thing funnier than 10 and 11 year olds on the internet is 13 year olds on the internet. watching this dialogue as you both struggle to show your internet tough guy puts a touch of nostalgia in my heart.

tell me, was this on Gaia?

[Tarren]

Trying to be tough?
im just trying to not have to beat him up :\
and Yes, im a Gaian and proud, so meh.

[IVhorseman]

im just trying to not have to beat him up :\

i rest my case.

[Tarren]

what?
im a pacifist.I try to avoid fights.
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/?u=8114900
their.
bask in my Gaianess. listen to my musax.

[Dr. X]

I'm certainly not a pacifist, but I do try to avoid fights and have only gotten into one once, a few years ago. If you're as young as you and him are, there's probably not going to be any serious injury past bruises. It's not something that you go looking for. Also, you can avoid a fight just by pulling out a knife. Anyone's interest in punching you should evaporate quickly.

As some famous guy once said;

The guy who wins a fight is the guy who's buddy shows up first with a gun.

If you truly think you're in serious danger and can't get a small knife, try taking up a form of martial arts. But I really don't think you'd need it, this guy sounds like a punk.

And I agree with IV's first post, that was funny.

Anyway, how do you know this guy my floppy penis? Just on the internet, or in real life (have you met him before)? I recommend sitting around for a few years and just letting the little bastard grow up. By the way, what is up with the kids of this generation just absolute cussing? It seems strange. A lot of kids are just plain mean.

[Tarren]

I know him IRL, hes my BEST friends little brother.
fyi, he is a horse-person >.>

[OneEye589]

Okay, a few things.

1. I liked how you *'d out maybe HALF of the swear words in your post, but not the others.

2. Don't fight. Fighting is lame. If you can go your life without fighting anyone, you're a better person than most, in my opinion (and I have been in fights before). If you do anything, just let him go after you and tire himself out. I think it's much more humiliating to someone to be held off for five minutes than to be beaten on for five minutes. If he's so easy to take on, that should be easy.

3. Little kids are funny. I was the same way when I was a pre-teen, but I have to admit that I must have been funny, too. I'm not saying the way you're acting is a bad thing, but looking back, you'll laugh.

Anyway, in short, don't beat up little kids. And also, how old are you, X? Just curious, I don't stalk you or anything. Often. Today. Within the last hour.

[Tarren]

the *'ing was Gaias swear filter.
not me.

[Almighty Benny]

me:ima beat you up if you keep this up dumbshit.

im a pacifist.I try to avoid fights.

o rly?

"they're taking the hobbit to isengard!"

I see what you did there. Nice.

fyi, he is a horse-person >.>

Please, let's at least be politically correct. Centaur.


I guess what I'm trying to say is don't beat up a kid who's that much younger than you, even if he comes at you. Fighting back would just make you look like an asshole. But if he comes at you and you don't fight back, it's he who looks like the asshole.

If he's truly just a 6th grader who you talk to on Gaia, the chances of him coming at you in the first place are pretty slim.

[Tarren]

lol. the "ima beat you up" was mne trying to get him to back off.
I KNOW HIM IN REAL LIFE.
by horse person, I meant he cares for horses.
and he sews. and apparently he sews asses...