Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Ham701 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:48 am

Nah, Death Wall is this Mk 0.5
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Zahru II » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:40 pm

YES.

YES.

and also YES.

I'm so stoked to see this happen!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:05 pm

Fuck yes!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Stormblessed » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:14 pm

This is one of the most amazing things on the forum battles. I hope to be quick enough to claim a faction when the sign ups come out.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:22 pm

Well, now I need to catch up on Part 1.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Whiteagle » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:00 pm

stubby wrote:
Natalya wrote:I call the magical forest samurai and their warrior princess spellcaster lady.

The "magical forest samurai" get introduced in the next little story excerpt, but I'm not sure you'll want them. Instead I was planning on giving you the cliche magical girls who are crying because they need some big strong men to validate their existence. (Hidden agenda: get kisses from boys)

There is no way this can end badly!

Bah, don't you know anything, Magical Girls don't need boys to have fun!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Ham701 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:03 pm

Whiteagle wrote:
stubby wrote:
Natalya wrote:I call the magical forest samurai and their warrior princess spellcaster lady.

The "magical forest samurai" get introduced in the next little story excerpt, but I'm not sure you'll want them. Instead I was planning on giving you the cliche magical girls who are crying because they need some big strong men to validate their existence. (Hidden agenda: get kisses from boys)

There is no way this can end badly!

Bah, don't you know anything, Magical Girls don't need boys to have fun!


Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Tzan » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:18 pm

stubby wrote:Oh there's a bunch more follow-up, you're going to be waiting for a while. Just sit tight.


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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby piltogg » Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:54 pm

so far so good!:D Can't wait to see how you pull off the rest.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:32 pm

Ham701 wrote:Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!


First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest. :cry:
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:53 pm

Silverdream wrote:
Ham701 wrote:Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!


First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest. :cry:


Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Ham701 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:11 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
Ham701 wrote:Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!


First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest. :cry:


Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?


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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Natalya » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:25 pm

Ham701 wrote:
Robot Monkey wrote:
Silverdream wrote:
Ham701 wrote:Natalya knows that. She don't need no men, she out in Canada boning all the chicks she can!


First the Ukies take all our women, then Natalya takes the rest. :cry:


Wait, does that make Natalya the female equivalent of Warhead?


Yes. 420 smoke weed erryday.

I'm not that cool. I haven't smoked weed for over a year and out here in Canada the only boning of chicks I have done is when I accidentally elbowed another roller girl in the back of the head. I guess if something made me cool it would be roller derby. Then again, this reminds me of a lyric from a song:

Bikini Kill wrote:Gets good grades and plays guitar
Thinks he's cool but really is not!


As for magical girls not needing men, I totally remember that episode lol. Some of them seem to need them, but even Moon who is the neediest of the bunch survives almost the entire fifth season without even a letter from Tuxedo Mask.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby Natalya » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:31 pm

Maybe coolness come from within. If you act like you are cool but are nice to people and try to resolve issues instead of escalating things and are respectful of other people then you are cool by my standards.
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Re: Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse Pt. 2

Postby stubby » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:55 am

Natalya wrote:Maybe coolness come from within. If you act like you are cool but are nice to people and try to resolve issues instead of escalating things and are respectful of other people then you are cool by my standards.

Welcome to the uncoolest place on the internet!

Speaking of derby, our team just won their first game! How come nobody reacts like this after winning a game of brikwars:

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But wait a minute, this thread is not about derby, it's about rainbow wars. Now back to our regularly scheduled nonsense.

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