BrikwaRPG - Turn 0 and beyond!

[Thesson]

JEREMIAH!!!!

[Colette]

Posting my orders here:

General Harris is to bs to the tan peoples with a straight face, claiming that if any of the tan peoples attack him, he will contact Trattorian High Command and have them firebomb everything within a 10 mile vicinity (I know this is impossible but the npc's don't). If this isn't enough to make the tan people shit in their pants, he is to shoot one of them as an example.

He will then proceed on his merry way to the yellow building, looting any barrels or boxes inside.

Also:

@Jeremiah: What the hell? First you insult my race and then you jeopardize the mission. Warhead's going to have it with your mom after this.

[Killer Karetsu]

Oops, sorry for killing the lady. You may snuggle her dead body of course, if you feel like it...

[Silverdream]

Ser Jeremiah: Damnit you guys, if you had acted like manly men instead of gayyyyyy little girls we might've scared them. I guess it's up to me then.

Feat: Throw Il Duce at one of the tan dudes, this act of violence and pain will transform him into a loyal fascist, who will swear fealty to Ser Jeremiah.

[Whiteagle]

"I'm not with them!" Shouts SL4Y3R as it slips behind Khaar, hoping to avoid the inevitable retaliation that will fall upon Krag Hag and Jeremiah.

[Kalvinator]

Ser Jeremiah: Damnit you guys, if you had acted like metal men instead of gayyyyyy little girls we might've scared them. I guess it's up to me then.

(In responce to Ser Jeremiah)Khaar: Well, if it wasn't for you we wouldn't have all these hostiles to take care of!
Feat-Use the Force to push down all tan hostiles directly in front of me, leaving them in a prone position.

[mgb519]

Rade
Start shooting up the hostiles indiscriminately. Volume over accuracy. Preferably move forward a little bit to prevent or limit friendly fire.

Yeah, it's easier to just post orders directly, mostly so that we can all see what we're saying. Is this acceptable if I bold my character's name or something at the start of my orders?

[Silverdream]

You guys, don't hurt my possible Fascist underling!

[Thesson]

Get him boys!

[samuelzz10]

Captain boss: Damn, my legs aren't roid-y enough.... (makes way to barrel and opens, if other guy goes first he shoots off his legs in a feat, his heroic shotgun of badassery adding +1d6 to feat, and he also loots him.) and either way, he asks if he can borrow an OTC in exchange for a gun.

[Killer Karetsu]

I will not usually post orders here too. That's because I'd like to keep Krag Hag as a guy keeping to himself and being in the group to just kill stuff. Big stuff, preferably.

[lawmaster]

I will not usually post orders here too. That's because I'd like to keep Krag Hag as a guy keeping to himself and being in the group to just kill stuff. Big stuff, preferably.

Same thing with mine except the reason is he hates you all at the moment and refuses to talk to any one he hates

[Zupponn]

Attention players: Please send me PMs with your orders and don't just post them in the thread. I don't mind if you want to share your orders, but sending the PM just makes things easier for me to keep track of. Orders already posted and not PM'd need to be PM'd still in order for them to take effect.

[Zupponn]

Turn 2!


Thesson takes his snipper riffle and shoots at a tan dude, but he misses.
Thesson: "Thanks for sticking yer heads out yah Bloody dingoes!"
The tan dude is confused.


General Harris: "If any of you tan peoples attack me, I will contact Trattorian High Command and have them firebomb everything within a 10 mile vicinity!"
Tan dude: "Bullshit!"
General Harris: "Well it was worth a try"


He then enters the yellow building, where he meets a man.
Rich Guy in White Suit: "This is private property! You are not welcome here!"
Meanwhile, the guy in purple chants in some mysterious language while the other two work on the strange machinery.


Crevan goes over to the statues of the Aztec and the Merman. On the bases of the statues reads, "Only our weapons can set us free."


Krag Hag attacks one of the tan guys. He blocks with his spear.


SL4Y3RD00D: "I'm not with them!"
He gets confused and hides behind Krag Hag instead of Khaar.


Khaar tries to farce push enemies down, but fails and knocks himself over instead.


Ser Jeremiah: "Damnit you guys, if you had acted like metal men instead of gayyyyyy little girls we might've scared them. I guess it's up to me then."
Khaar: "Well, if it wasn't for you we wouldn't have all these hostiles to take care of!"
Sir Jeremiah throws his sword Il Duce at some enemy tan guys, forcing them to bail out of the way or die.


Tan guy 1: Dude, that guy's pretty strong.
Tan guy 2: I know.
Tan guy 1: We should join him.
Tan guy 2: I know.
Jeremiah gains 2 peons to follow him and do his bidding.


Rade runs forward and starts shooting madly. He scores 2 kills. (Skill point awarded)


Captain Badass: "Damn, my legs aren't 'roidy enough..."
Well, a skill point to armor won't help them at all.


He then turns to a Holy Dragon Fanatic and asks to swap weapons with him.
Fanatic: "The Holy Dragon does not permit it. Would you like to participate in our ritual though?"


A tan guy rushes forward and attacks Krag Hag. His fail on his shield parry was his demise.


Another tan guy rushes SL4Y3RD00D, but gets ripped apart by his sword.


Another tan guy has more success though. SL4Y3RD00D is dead.


The comm tower buzzes again.


ZMC Trooper: "Things are heating up here. Request additional reinforcements."


The teleporter glows again.


Another ZMC soldier pops out.


They increase the guard at the gate.

Overviews:

[lawmaster]

If anyone wants to grab the trident and spear they are near the blue guys, I am going to go try to get some mercs.