The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

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The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:01 am

In G.R. 2012, war was beginning.

Peach settlers in Newer Peach City (also known as New Peach City 10) found themselves surrounded by three armies of yellow soldiers. They were about to be exterminated. The Yellows had followed the Peaches to a world in the vast Ontaria Sector of the Nehellenium Galaxy where they all struck at the same time. The Peaches had no chance. This is the story of that battle.


Pre-Battle Overviews:


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Assyrian and Czech forces who traveled from far across the reaches of space deployed on the western side of the field. Their hatred for the Peaches was enough to bring them all the way out here, far from their homelands.


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The church to the north was possessed by a giant puppet demon.


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Coming from the southwest and the south was a contingent of secretive special forces and spy-type people who were native to the Ontaria Sector.


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And from the east, the local militia from a nearby planet has descended upon this world to rid it of the Peach infestation.


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It's going to be a blood bath.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:09 am

Secret Agents -- Played by Blitzen

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Blitzen rolled the highest to go first. Her spy guys move up.


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FIRST BLOOD

Her motorcycle-jouster smacks the head off of a Peach Space Soldier.


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Then Agent Ahnuld and Agent _________ shoot down another abomination.


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The rest of them move up. A couple start up the stairs to kill the Peaches on the tower. One of her gun things shot the Peach Archer.


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Their Hero tries a Heroic Feat to lop the head off a Peach Heavy with her shield, but she fails and the shield just falls on the ground next to him.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Tzan » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:10 am

Natalya wrote:
a giant puppet demon.


Go Go giant puppet demon!
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:11 am

Tzan wrote:
Natalya wrote:
a giant puppet demon.


Go Go giant puppet demon!


You have no idea.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:18 am

Yellow Militia -- Played by aoffan23

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The first thing to attack is the construction vehicle.


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It had a powerful forklift-type arm.


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This easily smashed through the back wall of the gas station.


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Their Jaguar gunned down a Peach over by the guard tower.


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The rest of their guys weren't in range so they just moved up.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:28 am

Assyrian and Czecho-Slovenian Anti-Peach Crusaders -- Played by Natalya

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The Assyrians and Czechs move up. The Spider Tank just kinda walks over its guys. :boss: One of them got crushed by accident.


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THEY SEE ME STROLLIN'
THEY HATIN'


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Yea. You're about to get pwned.


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Psycho incinerates Professor Monkeyface.


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But he can't be killed that easily. His monkey-self detaches from the rest of his body, to reveal his Final Form. :byzero:
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Paco » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:32 am

This is shaping up to be one of the best reports you've done yet, Natalya.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:34 am

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One of the Assyrian Space Police kills this guy. He was just mowing his lawn, but he was also being Not-Yellow, so he had to go.


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The Spider Tank unleashed its fury on one of the Peach Heroes.


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But Skeletor red-shirted ( or should I say no-shirted? :phil: ) for him.


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That ended the Assyrian//Czech turn.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:44 am

Peach Defenders -- Played by aoffan23, Blitzen, and Natalya

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All three of us played for the Peaches. We used dice or nearest-opponent-in-range depending on the situation to pick targets. If a Peach was attacking your forces, one of the other two players would be rolling for that Peach.

The first thing that happened was the Minotaur killed a Biker.


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Then the Rocketeer shot at the Jaguar.


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It's not very effective...


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This Shitgoat killed a Czech.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:51 am

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The Peach Hero in a hardsuit (you may remember him from last time) attacked the Spider Tank. His attack failed, but he performed a Heroic Feat.


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And he smashed off the doors to the front missile bay.

This had the unintended consequence of making the Spider Tank look very angry. Which was ossum.


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A Peach Knight killed Psycho with his massive sword. Professor Monkeyface and the other Peach Hero had combined fire to help make the kill.


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That is it for the Peaches and for Turn 1.


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This is just another overview shot.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby RoC77 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:08 am

You Bastards! :x
(great report btw...)
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:51 am

Paco the Duck Ninja wrote:This is shaping up to be one of the best reports you've done yet, Natalya.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby aoffan23 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 1:49 pm

Natalya wrote:Agent No-Face


I believe his (its?) name was Intentionally Left Blank.
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Ben-Jammin » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:22 pm

This is epically epic :iconcur: :studgod: .
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Re: The Extermination of Newer Peach City in G.R. 2012

Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:12 pm

aoffan23 wrote:
Natalya wrote:Agent No-Face


I believe his (its?) name was Intentionally Left Blank.

Oh yeah lol.
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