Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Colette » Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:46 pm

/retcon: Siri now supports the candidacy of Vergilius Raskolnikov due to a new plot direction.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Ham701 » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:02 pm

Hammersmith Empire nominates Lord Stannis of the Westeros Sector.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Silverdream » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:50 pm

Colette wrote:/retcon: Siri now supports the candidacy of Vergilius Raskolnikov due to a new plot direction.


Kaiser Klaus wrote:Traitorous curr! You will bend the knee to the Uberkaiser or be destroyed. Support either the Emperor of MASS or Alec I and you will be allowed to live and rule in light of your treachery.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Colette » Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:49 am

Silverdream wrote:
Colette wrote:/retcon: Siri now supports the candidacy of Vergilius Raskolnikov due to a new plot direction.


Kaiser Klaus wrote:Traitorous curr! You will bend the knee to the Uberkaiser or be destroyed. Support either the Emperor of MASS or Alec I and you will be allowed to live and rule in light of your treachery.


Siri: What happened to destroying the AN? The election of Vergilius Raskolnikov would ensure, in all likelihood, the dissolution of the AN. The subsequent period of chaos and unrest would let the TA step in as a suitable replacement and go about conquering as many disheveled empires as possible.

But alright then, I will support a TA candidate...myself.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Silverdream » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:41 pm

Colette wrote:
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Colette wrote:/retcon: Siri now supports the candidacy of Vergilius Raskolnikov due to a new plot direction.


Kaiser Klaus wrote:Traitorous curr! You will bend the knee to the Uberkaiser or be destroyed. Support either the Emperor of MASS or Alec I and you will be allowed to live and rule in light of your treachery.


Siri: What happened to destroying the AN? The election of Vergilius Raskolnikov would ensure, in all likelihood, the dissolution of the AN. The subsequent period of chaos and unrest would let the TA step in as a suitable replacement and go about conquering as many disheveled empires as possible.

But alright then, I will support a TA candidate...myself.


Kaiser Klaus: This is an oppurtunity to gain alot of power for the TA. With the power of organizing the AN, we can cause a giant war between everybody, depleting our enemies' resources while we find the last of the artifacts.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:52 pm

Also, Kommander Alec would be able to use his experience as Uberkaiser to cause massive divides between AN members.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby mgb519 » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:47 pm

BAH! Knowing him, he'd probably manage to inadvertently unite them against the us.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Robot Monkey » Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:31 pm

mgb519 wrote:BAH! Knowing him, he'd probably manage to inadvertently unite them against the us.


Why, destroying the United Systems Alliance would be a great idea!
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby mgb519 » Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:42 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:Why, destroying the United Systems Alliance would be a great idea!

DESTROYING THE THIRD ALLIANCE WOULD NOT, ALEC. STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE THIRD ALLIANCE, ALEC.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Silverdream » Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:17 pm

You guys calm down, if we want to pit everyone against each other in war we have to stay united for a little bit longer.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Colette » Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:30 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:
mgb519 wrote:BAH! Knowing him, he'd probably manage to inadvertently unite them against the us.


Why, destroying the United Systems Alliance would be a great idea!


Siri: Holy shit Alec you are insane. The USA almost spends more money on its military expenditures than the rest of the brikverse combined- and the rest of us spend alot. I will take back my words, however, if you propose an actual plan to destroy the USA.

Under my rule as ANSG, the AN would crumble like like your mother's cookies, and the TA would present itself as a suitable alternative. Those nations that do not man up or convert will be destroyed and contribute to Lebensraum.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Arkbrik » Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:14 am

(OOC: I love how the election is all about who will destroy the AN the most efficiently...)
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Zupponn » Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:44 pm

So, who's all running now, and which of them are part of the TA? I'm a little confused.
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby Arkbrik » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:23 am

Lord Stannis of the Westeros sector (Immortal Alliance)
Kommander Alec of the RIN (Third Alliance)
Emperor Harlek of the MASS (Third Alliance)
Siri of I think Trattoria (Third Alliance)
The unseen leader of the Realm of Storms (Independent)
Vergilius Raskolnikov (Independent)
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Re: Allied Nations Secretary-General Elections

Postby mgb519 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:51 am

Ambassador Wrolf wrote:Vergillius Raskolnikov is a good leader. He might have garnered our support, were it not for this:
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VERGILIUS RASKOLNIKOV

The Kind Leader

He has kindness in him, so he cannot be trusted.
Alec is even less trusted, despite his ruthlessness. This is because one literally cannot know which side he holds as his own, because it seems to be subject to change at a random moment's notice. He is the Mitt Romney of the Third Alliance.
I see nothing else worth noting for this election.
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