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My Little Pwnie

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:37 pm

Once upon a time, on the magical world of Ekvestria...

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A new race of bloodthirsty creatures are about to descend upon the Brikverse - the Pwnies. They believe that friendship is magic, magic is power, power is subjugation, and subjugation is warfare. So they befriend their enemies through massive warfare and killing.

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There are three distinct breeds of Pwnie. First there are the Horny Pwnies. These Pwnies have a (constantly hard, in case you were wondering) horn in their forehead, with which they make magic happen.

To the left we see The Great and Bighorned Dixie, who hides her horn under a wizard hat. When asked why, she replied "It's because my horn is so big, it would drive everyone crazy if they saw how big it is. It's not because my horn is tiny or anything. Oh no."

To the right is Scarcity, a Pwnie with massive and inexplicable sex appeal. She has been known to seduce not only Pwnies, but also minifigs, dogs and even dragons. How such physically different species can feel attraction to her is a mystery.

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Here are a couple of Kamikaze Pwnies. Seldom long-lived, the job of these winged Pwnies is to crash into the enemy lines from the sky, taking as many foes with them as possible.

To the left is Offensive Hooves, whose fondness for ableist, sexist, racist, and homophobic humor makes everyone uneasy around her. This got her pulled from kamikaze duty and placed in the propaganda ops, allowing her to survive long enough for this photoshoot.

To the right is Flutterdie, a Pwnie adored by all animals. So adored, in fact, that she has been able to train them to kamikaze for her. And if some poor little animal can't fly on its own, it doesn't need to feel left out - Flutterdie will lift it up into the sky and drop it on the enemy! While conservative generals might consider this cowardice, no one can deny that Flutterdie's kill score is much higher than most kamikaze Pwnies (seeing how they rarely last more than one mission).

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And finally, we get to the Redneck Pwnies. They are good at... uh... they make booze and get drunk a lot. And have big families. Yeah.

The one to the left is Appletack. She's your average Redneck Pwnie. Like all of them. She likes apples, booze, and hanging peaches from the closest tree.

The one on the right is Big Wackintosh. He's one of the rare male Pwnies - much like how the vast majority of minifigs are male, almost all Pwnies are female. Big Wackintosh is Appletack's brother, son, cousin, and sweetheart.

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Horny Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
Size: 2
21 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC

Magic Bolts: (+3 CP) A Horny Pwnie can shoot bolts from its horn with the following profile: UR 3; Dam 1d6; Range 6"

Horny Magic: (+8 CP) A Horny Pwnie possesses Supernatural 2d6. Before the battle begins you must state the Cliché of each Horny Pwnie in your army to define what they can be used for. (Example Clichés: Dramatic Fashionista, Nerdy Bookworm, Lying Showoff...)

Kamikaze Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10" flying
Armor: 4
Size: 2
21 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC

Kamikaze: (+1 CP) If a Kamikaze Pwnie is killed from crashing into something, it deals 1d10 Explosive damage.

Redneck Pwnie
Skill: 1d6
Move: 10"
Armor: 4
Size: 2
10 CP

Kick: (+2 CP) A Pwnie can kick with the following profile: UR 2; Dam 1d6; Range CC


See more Pwnies and updated stats in this post.
Last edited by Arkbrik on Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:43 am, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby BFenix » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:15 pm

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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:59 pm

First the Fiends and now this? What is the Brikverse coming to?

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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby morganm » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:10 pm

The pinnacle of brick engineering... well played sir!

Here is there anthem of glorious war!
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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Colette » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:41 pm

You live in Sweden, right? You should be so thankful, otherwise I'd be there with my army in an instant and brikwar those penises back into the hell they spouted from.

(I heard the show itself is actually quite decent, but silva ruined it for me).
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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Apollyon » Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:48 pm

Now if i ever get some pink bricks i know what to do wih them...

Anyway, lovely creatures. Are they a design of your own? And 1x1 bricks with eyes printed on would probably look much cuter than your solution with transparent 1x1 plates for eyes. :warhead:


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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Arkbrik » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:28 am

Eyup, my own design. I'm pretty satisfied to get it done with such basic bricks.

Bricks with printed eyes are cool... but they only have an eye on one side. Maybe if I printed some stickers? I think the current eyes give them a more menacing look though.
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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby fredde » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:21 pm

Even though i don't care for the poniefandom i do like the design of these pwnies and the use of plates rather than eye bricks have another advantage since in my opinion they look quite sinister with their slit like eyes.
And unlike Colette I do live in Sweden however you will not have to worry about waking up to the sound of a tiger-shark hovertank being thrown through your window as I am quite tolerant!

Regardless great work!
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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby RoC77 » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:25 pm

Anyone build a carebear faction yet? I think that would be a good fight....

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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Zahru II » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:28 pm

I like the design, good job sir.
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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Predator » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:53 pm

This got me to start watching the show. Tommorrow I'll watch and if it's decent I might just become a Bronie.
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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Bragallot » Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:21 pm

Kill it with fire.
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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Chinook » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:22 pm

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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby Predator » Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:08 am

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Re: My Little Pwnie

Postby mr.duckie » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:51 pm

I'm okay with this, only for the fact that they come apart into many, many pieces.
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