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HEY! I know A joke!

Postby Warhead » Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:12 pm

So I was going out with your mom and asked her one day would she like to come fishing with me and my dog.
She really hates fishing and said no she didn't want to go but what were the alternatives.
I said well, if she don't want to go that's fine but she'd have to chose between giving me a blow job or taking it up the arse.
She said the last time I took her up the arse it hurt, so she'd settle for blowing me.
I said that was fine so she got to work. When she'd finished she said it tasted like shit.
I said yeah, the damn dog didn't want to go either... :warhead:
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Re: HEY! I know A joke!

Postby halo 3000 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:08 pm

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Re: HEY! I know A joke!

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:32 am

Oh goddamn it Warhead . . . :silva:
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Re: HEY! I know A joke!

Postby Warhead » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:37 am

Hehehe :lol:

Ok, point out exactly where I gave the impression it was a good joke? Anyone?..
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Re: HEY! I know A joke!

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:39 am

Just . . . damn you Warshed . . . damn you to hades!
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Re: HEY! I know A joke!

Postby Warhead » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:28 pm

I never liked purgatory but Hades wasn't too bad. A bit too 80's glam rock for my taste but hey, it's ok to visit.
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Re: HEY! I know A joke!

Postby Zupponn » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:48 am

Warhead wrote:I never liked purgatory but Hades wasn't too bad. A bit too 80's glam rock for my taste but hey, it's ok to visit.

Were there any moms there?
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Re: HEY! I know A joke!

Postby Keldoclock » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:37 am

Well Penelope would be at least one, right? Although if you were there recently she'd be absent.
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