Introduce yourself!

[Scratch]

I should have put the land of metric unit relating to manliness in there too. Oh well, missed oppertunity

[Axel44500]

Hope I'm posting in the right place...

*Who are you ?
My name's Axel, as you can guess. I once ate brussel sprouts, that's how badass I am.

*Do you live with your mom
Does boarding school counts ?

*Where do you come from ?
From the great and mighty land of France.

What is your quest ?
Accomplish reading the EVIL grimoire that is Fifty Shades of Grey.

[Colette]

Hope I'm posting in the right place...

*Who are you ?
My name's Axel, as you can guess. I once ate brussel sprouts, that's how badass I am.

*Do you live with your mom
Does boarding school counts ?

*Where do you come from ?
From the great and mighty land of France.

What is your quest ?
Accomplish reading the EVIL grimoire that is Fifty Shades of Grey.

Salut newbie, comment ça va? You come France, a place that has always lost its wars, so you've got some stuff to prove around here. I hope you amaze us with your army and battle reports though.

You're a brony? Yuck.

[Silverdream]

Salut newbie, comment ça va? You come France, a place that has always lost its wars, so you've got some stuff to prove around here.

The fuck? We've been over this Colette. France is a badass country. I didn't edit that Legofighter thread for nothing.

Also it's good to have another brony. Administrator Natalya is a brony, Ogel is a brony, I am a brony, ham is a brony, and whiteagle is a brony.

[Axel44500]

Well, we won, errr... We won WWI ?

[Apollyon]

What is your quest ?
Accomplish reading the EVIL grimoire that is Fifty Shades of Grey.

You should grab something, anything by De Sade. That is evil.

[Silverdream]

Well, we won, errr... We won WWI ?

Well yeah, if you hadn't created a stalemate with Germany, then us Canadians would have to do a lot more work.

[stubby]

After Napleon kicked the butts of the entire continent of Europe, the French were lé tired.

[Colette]

After Napleon kicked the butts of the entire continent of Europe, the French were lé tired.

Technically, Napoleon was a Corsican, which at the time belonged to Italy. The first or second rule of French warfare (I can't remember) is that they win when led by a non-Frenchman (although he still eventually lost to a British boot-maker named Lord Shadowscythe)

Edit: Found my source for all things French Military. If you discredit this I will acknowledge the French are badass.

[stubby]

Very well. You may continue using the New People Start Here forum to abuse new users based on their nationality.

[Zupponn]

Charlemagne

[stubby]

Charlemagne

Ooh nice one. Zupponn ftw

[Ham701]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Thurel

This guy. The most badass man to have ever lived. Served the French military for OVER NINETY YEARS STRAIGHT. At 88, he refused to take a carriage to the coast and marched with his regiment.

[Axel44500]

Very well. You may continue using the New People Start Here forum to abuse new users based on their nationality.

Don't worry. I expected this. But maybe wed suck at war, but our food is the best in the world. Nothing taste like a good Camembert.

[Predator]

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