I found a way.....

[ahp77]

To reduce dimmy comments! Figuring that dimmies are much like noobs, I think that tieing this to the post button: clockwork's noobmeter We could reduce posts that are dimmieish. Here's how it would work: every time someone hit the "post" button, the server would enter the post into the noob-meter. then every post must be "1% non-noob" or better to be posted in the correct area. If it was "neutral" or less, then it would go into a "stupid posts" tab, then, in that place, it would go into a random topic; forming randomly conglomerated topics, which would probably be hilarious to read.

according to clockwork; This was a 100% non-noob post. Thank you for reading

[IVhorseman]

see, the problem with doing something like this is that forums don't WORK THAT WAY. you can't just... tie a URL to the post button and think "heyo! this'll work!", let alone expect mike to go through the trouble of coding all that crap in.

not only that, but our non-noob respect for this post is tarnished by A) horribly screwing up the "how do i posted links" process, and B) claiming that it was a non-noob post. by saying "by the way i'm not a noob guys", you're a noob.

[ahp77]

I never said it would be easy. And I tested it against the noobmeter.

This post is neutral--- BORING

[piltogg]

though that would reduce triangleism, it's waaaaayyyyy to mutch work

[ahp77]

I kinda took into account that it would never happen with rayhawks workweeks. it was just a thought.

[Rody]

things always go wrong after you think.
every single sentence that start like "but sir, I thought that...." means you did something wrong.

don't think.

[Nitewatchman]

Considering it just told me that "1 r k3wl" is 39% non-noob...well, I've lost faith in it already.

<_<

[Stormzen]

I r l33t suxxorz! isn't noobie. I'm with Nitewatchman on this one.

[Almighty Benny]

"Enter a sentence or phrase and the noobmeter will tell you how nooby it is!"

is only 85% non-noob. As far as I'm concerned, the Noobmeter itself is a noob.

By the way:
"Roblox HQ - 2007-2008. Site created by clockwork with CakePHP and MySQL. Best viewed with Mozilla Firefox or Internet Explorer 7+."

is 31% noob.

[ahp77]

I wonder (not think) if I should tell clockwork that

[Adean]

Wonder is phail also. Your life is 30% noob.