Sky Ruler (LDD RPG)

[mercury19]

Strategic charge!

[Natalya]

Ash Killems has answered the call.



As a side note, this doesn't take place in the Brikverse, so I'm making all of the minifigs have normal skin tones ranging from African to Caucasian. Hammerman is fully armoured, so we don't see his face and the Zombie Cop is a zombie so he's going to be gray. No whining.

Peach lover.

[Semaj Nagirrac]

Peach lover? I'm an equal opportunity employer! The world of Sky Ruler does not take place in the Brikverse. You know what you really need is to convert to circlism.

Praise the Circle!

[Natalya]

As the enforcer of the will of our carnivorous overlord Raptor Jesus, I can not allow your foolish embrace of the false message of circlism. Denounce the circle at once and submit yourself before the angular divinity of the Triangle. ▲

[Bragallot]

"Both your infidel religions will crumble under the might of our holy planet of Dios. Just wait until we find a way into the infidel LDD realms and the spiritual plane. Prepare to meet your infidel makers!

[Colette]

I remember when I joined, I created a religion called Spherism...

Also, how can a planet be holy LOL? I could just order a nuclear strike and literally go "Where's your god now lawlzorz".

[Bragallot]

The Inquistadores see their planet as a living thing, their 'god', one of the reasons being it's so immensely huge and rich. I wanted their religion to garner as little understanding as possible from everyone to make it even more obnoxious that they're calling everyone else infidels and trying to kill them.

[Colette]

The Inquistadores see their planet as a living thing, their 'god', one of the reasons being it's so immensely huge and rich. I wanted their religion to garner as little understanding as possible from everyone to make it even more obnoxious that they're calling everyone else infidels and trying to kill them.

I almost want to antimatter-bomb Dios just to stuff their arrogance.

[Bragallot]

Ha! Because the Trattorians are so well-known for their tolerance? You have more in common with the Inquistadores than you know, ie their hate against Peaches, ponis, Brittanians and cloan brands (among others). Either way wait for it, the civil war's still raging. It would be a bad move on the Trattorian's part as any outside attack would quickly force them to unite. Not to mention the Inquistadores do still watch their air/spaceways closely and you know Dragonheads aren't to be underestimated.

[Colette]

Ha! Because the Trattorians are so well-known for their tolerance?

They used to be...

Edit: Also, wouldn't a meteorblitzkrieg immediately wiping of their home planet burn quite a crater in their racial memory? They're next on the list after USA and Brittania.

[Bragallot]

Derail, derail! Let's discuss this in the proper topic.

[Semaj Nagirrac]

Derail, derail! Let's discuss this in the proper topic.

Seriously! Get out of my thread!!! Y'all best be steppin'!

[Bragallot]

Derail, derail! Let's discuss this in the proper topic.

Seriously! Get out of my thread!!! Y'all best be steppin'!

Ha! Just one more for the heck of it

[Semaj Nagirrac]

The dark elves advance.


The archer tries to take a shot, but finds he would hit one of his own if he fired. He moves up as well.


Hammermann charges forward.


The Mexican Cop prepares a fire ball...


... and kills one of the dark elves!


"Its killing time!" shouts Ash.


He and Fedora advance behind the other two.


Old Greg continues mumbling his spell.


But it fails, giving the dark elves another chance to advance. (Rhyming!)

[heavyfishcannon]

Use more magic, to help out one of my teammates. Since I can't hit anything on my own, I guess.