Drei Allianz!

[Colette]

A mysterious woman suddenly interrupts the Third Alliance debates.


"Grüße, Delegationen des "Dritten Allianz ',

Ich bin der Reichsklanzer des wahren Vierte Reich, und ich bin hier, um die Rückkehr des Space Nazis verkünden. Deshalb fordere ich, dass die Space Nazis von einer "Söldnertruppe" zu einem vollwertigen Mitglied Nation aufgerüstet werden. Darüber hinaus fordere ich eine Audienz bei diesem "piltogg 'Figur."

(OOC: Armory thread coming in a few days.)

[Thesson]

Who are you and why Can't I translate!

[Colette]

Who are you and why Can't I translate!

Mysterious Woman: Mein Name ist Angela Mercalle und ich bin der Reichsklanzer des Space Nazis. Ich bin nicht sehr vertraut mit der aktuellen Sprache dieser Galaxie.

(OOC: This will make sense once I post the Space Názi's backstory)

[Robot Monkey]

The sad attempt at German...

It burns...

Otherwise, looks cool so far.

[Ham701]

My German may be rusty, but that was bad. Real bad.

[Colette]

I only know Guten Tag and some Piltogg ranks. I expect the google translate stuff comes out to something hilarious to people who can actually read German,

[Bragallot]

My German is rusty too, but let's give it a go... without a translator!

"Grüße, Delegationen des "Dritten Allianz ',

Ich bin der Reichsklanzer des real Vierte Reich, und ich bin hier, um die Rückkehr des Space Nazis verkünden. Deshalb fordere ich, dass die Space Nazis von einer "Söldnertruppe" zu einem vollwertigen Mitglied Nation aufgerüstet werden. Darüber hinaus fordere ich eine Audienz bei diesem "piltogg 'Figur."

"Greetings, Third Alliance delegation

I am the Reichsklanzer (?) of the true Fourth Empire, and I'm here, to announce the will of the Space Nazis. Therefore I demand, that the Space Nazis be turned from a 'mercenary band' into a true nation. Therefore I must ask an audience with this 'piltogg' person."

Mysterious Woman: Mein Name ist Angela Mercalle und ich bin der Reichsklanzer des Space Nazis. Ich bin nicht sehr vertraut mit der aktuellen Sprache dieser Galaxie.

"My name is Angela Mercalle and I'm the Reichsklanzer of the Space Nazis. I'm not very familiar with the common language of this Galaxy."

*The Herr Direktor / Hochmeister leaves jurisdiction in this matter to the other chancellors, but he'll meet this blonde later for 'supplementary negotiations'*

[Falk]

As the Intelligenzführer, I propose that we make a squads of commandos made up from all the member nations armies (and call them some cool german name). The commandos would be used to disrupt our enemies and spy on people. The squads would have an Officer, Melee Specialist, Engineer, Pilot, Minigunner, Flamethrower guy, Spy/Ninja (stealth person), Hardsuit and a Sniper, or less people with more abilities.

-Intelligenzführer Falk

[Colette]

Having found a German translator, Chancellor Angela of the Space Nazis can finally properly address the Third Alliance.

"We are very disappointed at being labeled as a mercenary group- we are a prospering empire of hundreds of systems in the Magikallenic Cloud and we would like to be upgraded to full nation status. In addition, we would be interested in crowning piltogg as our führer, but we need to ensure that he is of Piltogg's bloodline first. Our nation has been without a führer since the end of the second Space War.

Additionally, we would like to ask the Third Alliance for assistance in establishing a presence here- while we have a very formidable army, it will be a while before we can ship it to this galaxy. We want to destroy our old enemies the USA, Brittannia, and USSSR."

[Bragallot]

If you have any leftovers of your old ruler, I could probably re-clone him.

[piltogg]

Audience granted.

[Colette]

Audience granted.

Chancellor Angela: We would like to know if you are descended from the great German leader piltogg of the Second Space War, and if you have proof of this blood connection. If you do, we will crown the führer of the Fourth Reich and therefore unconditional rule of its realms.

[Vami_IV]

*Vami poofs into the doorway. Three feet off the ground and facefirst*
OH Scheiße! *In a heavy russianish acent* DOOM! *Dusts self off* Zat hurt, but it coud haf been wurse. Soooo. Space Nazis, eh? I aplogize for taking zor claim, but It had zo be down. I need help defeating zee Immortals after I quash zee brits. Zho better than former allies of the best trading freind we've ever had. I'm hear to supply, armor, und arm zur troopz. Any serzice to za Third Allinace. *short laugh*

[Robot Monkey]

*The Herr Direktor / Hochmeister leaves jurisdiction in this matter to the other chancellors, but he'll meet this blonde later for 'supplementary negotiations'*

*clears throat*

Anyway, what is it you wish to say? Also, what would happen if our uberkaiser Piltogg were to prove not related to your old fuhrer, and, say, we could prove Kommander Alec was? What would happen then?

[Colette]

*The Herr Direktor / Hochmeister leaves jurisdiction in this matter to the other chancellors, but he'll meet this blonde later for 'supplementary negotiations'*

*clears throat*

Anyway, what is it you wish to say? Also, what would happen if our uberkaiser Piltogg were to prove not related to your old fuhrer, and, say, we could prove Kommander Alec was? What would happen then?

Chancellor Angela: We are seeking a man of piltogg's bloodline, and whoever he may be will become the new Führer of the Fourth Reich. Our best guess is piltogg since he is already the Uberkaiser of this alliance and therefore seems to be the leader of the superior Aryan race, however we will crown anybody of piltogg's blood if our initial guess is wrong. If there is more than one heir there will be a grand death match hosted in Germania (our capital).