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[Zupponn]

Do you just take the weirder ideas or something, or would you actually make a really badass skull or something?

[stubby]

No, just Lego stuff for the most part. When I try to do other stuff for tattoos, people change their mind and go with a real tattoo artist's work instead.

[Apollyon]

I did not see any cyborg legs in the abominable movie but he has some in that animated series? Folly!

[Falk]

can't wait for the new season to start in September.
Last season was very good, best one yet, very dark.

Of Clone Wars? I agree; it looks like its starting to get that way. BTW did you manage to catch the Battle of Umbara episodes? Very well-done, IMO.

This season is supposed to have more to do with Darth Maul and the Mandalorians, from what I hear.

http://www.starwars.com/watch/tcw_seaso ... ailer.html

Commandos! Palps fighting Maul and Savage ( ) !

[stubby]

I did not see any cyborg legs in the abominable movie but he has some in that animated series? Folly!

I don't want to bring back any bad memories or anything, but you at least remember the scene in that movie which shall not be named where he gets his original legs cut right the fuck off, right?

[Apollyon]

I did not see any cyborg legs in the abominable movie but he has some in that animated series? Folly!

I don't want to bring back any bad memories or anything, but you at least remember the scene in that movie which shall not be named where he gets his original legs cut right the fuck off, right?

However, Maul managed to survive his defeat at the hands of Kenobi. Through his hate and will to live, as well as his hatred against Kenobi, he reached out with the Force and grabbed an air vent.

That's so cheap. Best forget about everything before Ep. IV

[Falk]

Best forget about everything before Ep. IV

That's not too hardto do, considering the fact that there wasn't Star Wars before Ep. IV.

[Tzan]

Oh hey, I forgot to mention earlier, but on the subject of tattoos - I don't usually take drawing requests, but I sometimes will for tattoos, just because I'm so entertained by the idea that some dumb thing I drew might be permanently etched into somebody and they have to spend the rest of their lives trying to explain how that happened.

Hmm, what would I design for someone?

Ok, a cat head with o.0 eyes.
With some artsy text that reads: " I can haz tattoo? "

[Whiteagle]

I did not see any cyborg legs in the abominable movie but he has some in that animated series? Folly!

I don't want to bring back any bad memories or anything, but you at least remember the scene in that movie which shall not be named where he gets his original legs cut right the fuck off, right?

However, Maul managed to survive his defeat at the hands of Kenobi. Through his hate and will to live, as well as his hatred against Kenobi, he reached out with the Force and grabbed an air vent.

That's so cheap. Best forget about everything before Ep. IV

Well think of it this way, if MAUL survived getting cut in god-damned half, then what of Mace "I am Samuel Motherfucking Jackson" Windu?

Also, that bit in the trailer about the people getting fed up with the Jedi plays pretty nicely into my alternate Universe idea...
...Now if only I could figure out how Maul would be different when raised by a caring, female Palpatine...

[Ben-Jammin]

Also, that bit in the trailer about the people getting fed up with the Jedi plays pretty nicely into my alternate Universe idea...
...Now if only I could figure out how Maul would be different when raised by a caring, female Palpatine...

Whoa,

Glad to see that I'm not the only one with a Star Wars alternate universe...

[Whiteagle]

Whoa,

Glad to see that I'm not the only one with a Star Wars alternate universe...

Dude the alternate universe has been a tool used by stupid fanboys everywhere to play out their ideas; you're surprised that something with as much appeal as Star Wars would be immune?!
It's full of 'What if' scenarios like, "What if Canon!Palpatine was replaced early on by his younger sister, who'd go on to be the deliciously MILFy Pragmatic Evil Empress?"

[Colette]

Glad to see that I'm not the only one with a Star Wars alternate universe...

I present a Star Wars alternate universe...

...the Brik Wars.

Episode I: The Pedi Order seeks a youngling to train to become the “Chosen One” and wipe out the Shit(-goat) order. Dr. Qui-Gonn X and Benny Kenoobi are dispatched to Tattoos-weenie to find him, who turns out to be a slave boy named Anoy’ikin Silvawalker. Silvawalker wins his freedom by trolling everyone else in the Póny Eve Classic and joins Dr. Qui-Gonn X and Benny to train. Silvawalker also falls in love with a sweet Grammar Führer Blitzen, who is creepily older than him.

In a series of unfortunate events, the Grammar Inquisition home planet is besieged by the Gáy Federation led by Darth Tárren and his double-bladed dicksaber. The two Pedi as well as some Dungans fight for the freedom of the Grammar Inquisition. Unfortunately Darth Tárren causes Dr. Qui Gonn X to become booty bothered and disappear, but Benny Kenoobi quickly avenges his master’s death by bisecting Tárren, killing him (until Lucas resurrects him to make more money).

In the meanwhile Blitzen ass-kicks the current Supreme Chancellor, and a mysterious figure named Darth Colettious becomes the new Chancellor through his politikal skizzles.

Episode II: Anoy’ikin Silvawalker lives up to his name, and whines a lot while training as a Pedi. Also, Benny Kenoobi got a promotion and is now known as Almighty Benny Kenoobi. Stuff happens.

On the Sith side of things, a bunch of planets are unhappy with the Galactic Bureaucracy’s Obamacare system and other political issues, and so Darth Colettious’s new apprentice Count Natalyoo bands the planets together (called the Confederates) and leads a secession attempt. Silvawalker, Kenoobi, and Blitzen get kidnapped, and are used for human entertainment. Unfortunately, the Pedi barge in rather rudely in the middle of the commercials, and disrupt the fun and games. Kenoobi and Silvawalker get in a duel with Count Natalyoo, and she bans Silvawalker’s arm for an hour, promising a pedonuker banner for the next offense. Ultimately the Galactic Bureaucracy declares war on the Confederates and unleashes its Cloan armies.

Silvawalker then get’s married to Blitzen in a secret ceremony observed by C3Poo and R2D2 (both Whiteagle alts cause C3PO is an idiot and r2d2 always sounds like he’s whining).

Episode III: Silvawalker has finally reached BLACK RAGE and wears emo clothes. The Cloan wars are ending and an attack on Corusantorum is led by the four-armed robo-troll General Zupponn. General Zupponn kidnaps Darth Colettious, and it is up to Almighty Benny Kenoobi and Silvawalker to save him. Natalyoo is killed, Zupponn escapes and Colettious is saved.

Benny chases down General Zupponn and kills him. Such a waste of a badass character.

Colettious reveals to Silvawalker his true identity of Shit lord in order to troll Silvawalker’s emo conflicted inner nature. Silvawalker whines to the badass Black-Jewish-Republican Pedi Master Silent Windu, and he leads a force of the most badass Pedi to unlawfully murder Colettious. Colettious, his age and laziness failing him, is overcome by Silent until Silvawalker comes and saves him. Colettious then endows Silvawalker with a level in badass, entitling him as Darth Silver.

Darth Silver goes on a pure brikwars murder rampage and wipes out the Pedi Order until Kenoobi tracks him down on the planet Mustachafar. Silver meets his old wife Blitzen but realizes evuul is cool and kills her. Then the two duel indecisively, until Warhead comes out of the lava and drags Silver’s mom out of a sack. Distracted and suddenly overwhelmed with mommy issues, Silver is cut up into some delicious sushi by Benny. Colettious revives Silver by homebrewing medik rules and makes him into a badass cyborg.

Episode IV: Apparently Blitzen had some children, or Arkbrik, I can’t remember. Anyway, Princess White Nun is being all princess-y and holy when the Umpire finds her and destroys her planet. She sends out a help message through R2D2 in the hopes of a rescue.

Old Pedi Master Almighty Benny Kenoobi is living the life of a hermit, secretly stalking Zahru Starkiller. He then decides to take action and train Zahru in the ways of the Pedi and shows him Princess White Nun’s message. They both meet up with an arrogant weed-smuggler named IV Solo and his friend Razgrizzlee and their ship the Thousand-Year Phallic-an. They rescue White Nun, Benny dies, Zahru joins the Rebel Teenage Alliance, and he destroys the Star of Death using the Farce.

Episode V: The Rebel Teenagers lose the planet of Hot and scatter. The ghost of Almighty Benny appears to Zahru, recommending that he find and train under the great Pedi Master “Yo-Tzan”.

Zahru’s friends IV, White Nun, and Razgrizzlee go to iCloud City, where they meet and are betrayed by the local Apple Geniuses to Darth Silver. Darth Silver encases IV in solid weed as a gift to Asterios the Hulk. Zahru duels Silver and loses his arm, but of course this enables him to get an awesome troll arm instead.

Episode VI: White Nun tries to rescue IV from Asterios, when her plans are foiled. The insecure Asterios then captures the gang and makes them all pay by walking the plank. White Nun gags Asterios to death by throwing his massive plastic army overboard.

Stuff happens. The Star of Death is rebuilt, this time with a shield generator that is trivially destroyed by Razgrizzlee’s convention friends. Zahru again duels Silver, who is defeated but redeems himself by killing his master Darth Colettious. He still trolls Zahru though in the end. Everyone in the teenage alliance celebrates the victory.

Expanded Universe: Colettious comes back through alts to plague the galaxy, of course. The Yuuzhan penises invade the galaxy. Not much else interesting happens.

Spoiler: show

Obviously I missed alot of stuff and it's the opposite of the real movies, the prequels have all the good jokes because it's where the joke started. I will edit it and expand it to include more forum members and therefore more scenes.

[Zupponn]

deliciously MILFy Pragmatic Evil Empress?"

You mean a SLILF?


Although the Emperor (Empress?) would probably look more like this:

[Natalya]

This topic is so random. I love it.

[The Shadowscythe]

I present a Star Wars alternate universe...

...the Brik Wars.

MY GOD.

This may actually be one of the most lulz worthy things you have ever posted young pedonuker - finally you are indeed learning from the best of us!