Shadow and an Ork, Agony Aunts.

[Keldoclock]

Ork, are you sure Scythe is the Boss here? I mean, he isn't green and probably also not bigger than you.

One time, Ork bit Shadowcythe's shiny metal ass, and broke his teeth.

[The Shadowscythe]

I've been experiencing a bit of a burning sensation when I urinate. What should I do?

Wot yoo need to do is make it even moar burn-y.

Burny till itz on fire. Den pee fire on dem wen yoo is krumpin'

*Orc nods satisfied to himself*

Could you give an example of enough dakka?

I'll take this one...

You see this:


That... isn't enough Dakaa, as you can still see bits that aren't shooty!

*Orc sits, staring at the image for a long time*

Iz . . . almost enuff dakka . . . but not enuff krumpin . . . iz . . . just not right.

Ork, are you sure Scythe is the Boss here? I mean, he isn't green and probably also not bigger than you.

One time, Ork bit Shadowcythe's shiny metal ass, and broke his teeth.

I nevah said he woz the warboss . . . I jus' said he woz right shooty.

Wot is you? 'tarded?

[RunsWithLegos]

OI ORK! OI GOTZ ME A BRAND SPIFFY NEW SHOKK ATTAK GUN DO YOUZ GOT ANY GROTS OI COULD BOROW FOR A TEST?

[Robot Monkey]

Umm, Mr. Ork? The toilet in the stompa's clogged up again, and we're out of grots.

[RunsWithLegos]

... oi ad' nothin to do wit dis...

[The Shadowscythe]

OI ORK! OI GOTZ ME A BRAND SPIFFY NEW SHOKK ATTAK GUN DO YOUZ GOT ANY GROTS OI COULD BOROW FOR A TEST?

Umm, Mr. Ork? The toilet in the stompa's clogged up again, and we're out of grots.

... oi ad' nothin to do wit dis...

YEW HAD EVERYTHINK TO DO WID THIS YEW BLOODY SPARKLEY PILLOK! WAAAAAAAAAAGH

[Keldoclock]

@ Ork

How do you explain this incriminating .gif ?

[Robot Monkey]

What? Ork is a razgrizzly? Orks have genitalia? I thought they just reproduced with spores.

[Warhead]

Ork spore?

[Scratch]

What types of hats do you prefer?
Are there any orks with Butler-Class British accents?

[Predator]

What types of hats do you prefer?
Are there any orks with Butler-Class British accents?

There are, actually. That was my planned 40k OC, until I quit and spent all my money on moar leg-ore.