Hey British peoPle

[Bragallot]

There's at least one thing that's really good about Australia that I'm sure about:

[muffinman42]

England:
Most dangerous animal you will encounter will be a Bull.
Australia:
You will regularly find deadly spiders in your shoes.
America:
Your neighbour points a gun at you each time you walk past their house.

England:
Old with loads of history and culture.
Australia:
Younger than many English buildings, But has interest.
America:
COME AND SEE THE WORLDS BIGGEST BALL OF EAR WAX!

England:
Has been possible to travel from top to tail in less than a day since the Victorian era.
Australia:
Have to get a plane to visit your neighbour.
America:
Public Transport? Isn't that the thing car companies paid us to ban? Yah only need automobils! Just drive down that road for a week and you'll get there.

[mgb519]

We don't have pickpockets.

[Silverdream]

Canada: People are very attractive, nice, polite, funny and intelligent.
Ireland: You will die in a riot
England: People are impolite, unintelligible, and only the upper classes are worth talking to.

Canada: Excellent quality beef, corn and grains, the beer is good too.
Ireland: You will drown in booze.
England: Booze is okay.

Canada: Has been in more peacekeeping missions than any other country.
Ireland: Tensions created over the last 500 years continue as riots and terrorism break out daily.
England: Created the USA and was subsequently forced to partner with France to create Canada, in order to pacify the warfaring American people.

Canada: Best healthcare.
Ireland: No such thing as clean water or running water.
England: Covered in smog.

Canada: Was a very important contributor in both world wars.
Ireland: Has one of the bravest, best batallions that fought to the death for Mexico.
England: Owes it's existence to Canadian grains and iron.

[ikensall]

You can see the troll/not troll divide, but I still enjoy these round-ups of different countries.

[muffinman42]

England:
Most dangerous animal you will encounter will be a Bull.
Australia:
You will regularly find deadly spiders in your shoes.
America:
Your neighbour points a gun at you each time you walk past their house.
Canada:
Too cold for anything but huskies.

England:
Old with loads of history and culture.
Australia:
Younger than many English buildings, But has interest.
America:
COME AND SEE THE WORLDS BIGGEST BALL OF EAR WAX!
Canada:
Snow. And setting for Scott Pilgrim.

England:
Has been possible to travel from top to tail in less than a day since the Victorian era.
Australia:
Have to get a plane to visit your neighbour.
America:
Public Transport? Isn't that the thing car companies paid us to ban? Yah only need automobils! Just drive down that road for a week and you'll get there.
Canada:
HUSKIES!

England:
De-clawed Monarchy.
Australia:
Common Wealth.
America:
No Monarchy and bitches about it constantly.
Canada:
Common Wealth.

England:
God Save the Queen.
Australia:
Waltzing Matilda... Oh... God Save the Queen.
America:
GOD HATES handsome devils AND LOVES MONEY!
Canada:
God Save the Queen.

England:
Real Ale, cider and rapidly stealing the sparkling wine market from the French.
Australia:
*I have no knowledge of Austrian booze*
America:
THOU SHALT NOT DRINK BEFORE YOU ARE 18 AND MUST NOT HAVE ALCOHOL IN PUBLIC.
Canada:
Brandy. It was meant to be wine but it fermented during shipment from europe.

Added Canada and more.

[Zupponn]

Brandy in Canada? About 90% of the world's brandy is consumed here in Wisconsin.

[Silverdream]

Beer. In Canada we drink beer.

[muffinman42]

meh, my point was you import everything.

[Silverdream]

meh, my point was you import everything.

Actually, we export much more than we import. Your mercantilist fantasy is nothing more than a lie.

Also, I forgot about how badass the Irish were.

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick's_Battalion

[Zupponn]

Us Wisconsinites can fight hard when the time calls for it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Brigade

[mgb519]

The state of Georgia brought the world Coca Cola, Trogdor, Zombieland, Forrest Gump (Yeah, a lot of it was filmed here), Chris Tucker, the Allman Brothers Band, Outkast, and a host of other stuff.

[Keldoclock]

America:
Public Transport? Isn't that the thing car companies paid us to ban? Yah only need automobils! Just drive down that road for a week and you'll get there.

Actually there is a pretty great private bus service going between most major American cities on the East Coast- You can go from New York City to Boston for $1

[Arkbrik]

England:
Most dangerous animal you will encounter will be a Bull.
Australia:
You will regularly find deadly spiders in your shoes.
America:
Your neighbour points a gun at you each time you walk past their house.
Canada:
Too cold for anything but huskies.
Sweden:
Swedes vs. Wolves - ROUND 2: FIGHT

England:
Old with loads of history and culture.
Australia:
Younger than many English buildings, But has interest.
America:
COME AND SEE THE WORLDS BIGGEST BALL OF EAR WAX!
Canada:
Snow. And setting for Scott Pilgrim.
Sweden:
Every history book starts with the end of the ice age.

England:
Has been possible to travel from top to tail in less than a day since the Victorian era.
Australia:
Have to get a plane to visit your neighbour.
America:
Public Transport? Isn't that the thing car companies paid us to ban? Yah only need automobils! Just drive down that road for a week and you'll get there.
Canada:
HUSKIES!
Sweden:
Every self respecting city has an airport for some reason. These are funded by cutting theaters, schools and elderly care.

England:
De-clawed Monarchy.
Australia:
Common Wealth.
America:
No Monarchy and bitches about it constantly.
Canada:
Common Wealth.
Sweden:
The Queen's granddad or something was a Piltogg. This is totally relevant.

England:
God Save the Queen.
Australia:
Waltzing Matilda... Oh... God Save the Queen.
America:
GOD HATES handsome devils AND LOVES MONEY!
Canada:
God Save the Queen.
Sweden:
There is no God. The king is a pretty cool dude though.

England:
Real Ale, cider and rapidly stealing the sparkling wine market from the French.
Australia:
*I have no knowledge of Austrian booze*
America:
THOU SHALT NOT DRINK BEFORE YOU ARE 18 AND MUST NOT HAVE ALCOHOL IN PUBLIC.
Canada:
Brandy. It was meant to be wine but it fermented during shipment from europe.
Sweden:
Norwegians come here to buy cheap booze. Swedes go to Germany to buy cheap booze.

Every country must be added to this list.

[Predator]

meh, my point was you import everything.

Yeah. Import !