Quest for the Hill

[Zupponn]

Colette battering ram! Charge! Knock him unconscious with Shadow's helmet if needed.

EDIT: Actually, hit him with Shadow's helmet just for good measure.

[Colette]

I will let everyone use me as a battering ram

[Warhead]

"o_0" ...OMG! Quick! We gotta' get out of here before the poetry!!! RAMMING SPEED!!!

[Natalya]

Because of how some dice rolls went I didn't do everything y'all said because some later orders no longer made sense after what happened near the start. I went as far as I could though, so just start over with new instructions once you see where this leaves y'all.


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Silverdream successfully uses logic.




Then he starts calling Colette names and goes to shove him into the wall.




However, Silver fucks up and Colette rolls higher, giving him the upper hand. Colette dodges Silver's shove and spins around behind him, shoving his head into the wall.




He then throws Silver onto the ground and kicks him.




Shadow sees this as an opportunity to use Silver as a battering ram. He and Colette try to bust the door down, but the door is not damaged at all.




Warhead goes over to Zupponn with the Maniac beer. He gives some to Zupponn to see if any powers will be unlocked.




The Maniac Beer unlocks Zupponn's full Trolling Potential!! From now on, Zupponn gets an extra d6 when trying to troll someone.



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And that's where we got. You can send new instructions now.

[Zupponn]

MAXIMUM TROLLING!

Sneak up behind Colette and yell "Boo!" to make him jump backwards through the wall.

[Natalya]

Zupponn yells BOO into Colette's ear.




Colette is so startled that he drops Silver and trips. Dropping Silver makes Shadow also trip as Silver falls onto the ground.

[Zupponn]

Start taunting the door to try and get it mad. Tell it that it's nothing more than a doggie door. This will make it really mad and have it come out of the door frame to fight me.

[Silverdream]

Tacticool retreat!

[Natalya]

Zupponn taunts the door, but nothing happens. It is a door. Those who fell begin to recompose themselves.

[Natalya]

This is starting to look like Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair.

[Silverdream]

Go into the grate and look for wires or pipes or something. Pull on those wires or pipes until the door opens.

[Natalya]

Silver examines some of the pipes. None of them appear to have anything to do with the door. Some look like they carry liquids, others are of an undetermined type.

[The Shadowscythe]

I wish to partake in the beer, to see what powers I unlock (hopefully skull fuckingly awesome ones?)

[Silverdream]

Break pipes.

[Natalya]

Zupponn and Shadow trade hats. Mostly because I liked how Shadow looked with the Pith on.




Warhead offers the beer to Shadow.




The Maniac Beer got Shadow a magnifying glass. He can now also do deductive reasoning in a Sherlock Holmes kind of way. Mostly this means that whenever Shadow examines something I'll give extra information about whatever it happens to be.

Note: If I make the characters say something about something in this game here that you didn't tell me to have them say, then it's true. For example, when Silver said the door was controlled from somewhere else, he was correct.