mgb519 wrote:Seriously, you are now the first ever forum superhero.
Silverdream wrote:For thousands of years humans evolved into what eventually became two divergent life forms. Colette, born in the fiery heart of Asia was taught and born of intellect, trickery and given skills helpful to your everyday administrator. Due to his small stature he became more and more reliant on his mind. Those that became booty bothered because of him called him Pedonuker, named after a villain slain by the Canadian troll called Silverdream. Though Colette studied and tried harder than most everyone, his peers would berate and ignore him.
Meanwhile on the other side of the planet, a giant with flaming red hair was born in the fierce cold of the Scottish highlands. Though he grew up as a scoundrel and vulgarian, he learned both street smarts and book smarts, knowing how to properly kill someone with nothing but a pair of sneakers and gravel as well as Wellington's campaigns against Napoleon. His physical stature and intelligence lead him to becoming a man of the law, beating up pedophiles and doing boring paperwork. Though he became a hero everywhere he went he had one clear weakness, his rabid mom lust.
Warhead and Colette are polar opposites, much like the USA and USSR, or France and England, or the North Pole and the South Pole. If they were to suddenly fuse together they would probably become stubby or Natalya.
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