New Scenario

Post by **Almighty Benny** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:18 pm

here you usually get a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. It's really just a matter of "who is going to suck less". Lately, we've been doin it rong though.

Post by **IVhorseman** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:39 am

lately, politicians have been evil. however, they've been more exciting than the past politicians for a while with al bore and john (nobody) cares-ey.

Post by **Theblackdog** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:44 am

Blitzen wrote:I have a question. Which party is the evil one?

Because here, everything is simple. You vote for the middle-aged white man and hope that he only screws himself over a little bit. Then, come next election, you either vote for him again because he was moderately successful, or vote for the other guy because he was really, really crappy.

The POINT is that both parties are indistinguishable from each other. They talk about different things but in the end the only people who benefit are the lobbyists and rich people who can give them the most money. You CAN make the parties politicians and/or politicians, but it's not necessary to do so.
Also, another idea: a unit which can gain votes for his party by hacking the Diebold machines.

Post by **ahp77** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:57 am

but diebold hacked the diebold machines.during manufacturing and programming. They put a minus count on politicians and/or a plus count for politicians.

Post by ***CRAZYHORSE*** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:47 am

go go Obama go go obama :]

Post by **ahp77** » Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:59 am

indeed

Post by **superdave** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:09 am

No McCain/Palin fans here, it seems. Does anyone else find it humorous that a community devoted to pain, anguish, destruction, and devastation seems to skew toward the fuzzy, friendly, Happycrats?

Post by **Rayhawk** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:17 pm

We're also devoted to things that are awesome and the destruction of things that suck.

In any case, the GOP has been concocting some super lame and unsatisfactory wars lately. They're ruining destruction and suffering's good name.

Post by **Bonn-o-Tron** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:23 pm

I love this season because it's fun the steal the colossal signs, and then not do anything with them.

Post by **Silent-sigfig** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:24 am

I think the capture points should be diebold machines, and capturing is hacking. Each team should also have a hacker who can change enemy machines to their team.

Post by **Dr. X** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:28 pm

Ya know what's fun?

Playing a video game and naming your characters after famous political figures.

I once had a Super Smash Bros Brawl game, and it was Oprah Winfrey vs. Barack Obama vs. Osama Bin Laden vs. Joe Biden.

Joe Biden killed Obama, and Oprah Killed Osama Bin Laden. Then Biden killed Oprah.

Post by **ahp77** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 12:40 pm

I ought to try that.

Post by **IVhorseman** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:35 pm

Dr. X wrote:Ya know what's fun?

Playing a video game and naming your characters after famous political figures.

I once had a Super Smash Bros Brawl game, and it was Oprah Winfrey vs. Barack Obama vs. Osama Bin Laden vs. Joe Biden.

Joe Biden killed Obama, and Oprah Killed Osama Bin Laden. Then Biden killed Oprah.

who was what characters?

Post by **Dr. X** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:30 pm

Biden = Dedede
Oprah = Meta Knight
Obama = Snake
Osama Bin Laden = Zelda

Post by **Rody** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:25 am

Dr. X wrote:Osama Bin Laden = Zelda

..when did osama grow boobs?