Quest for the Hill

[Warhead]

[Natalya]

:guinness:

I did notice from the pictures that there were a few... er... burly team members of snoo snoo proportions involved.

What did you expect, a bunch of anorexic runway models who would break if they tripped?

[stubby]

Our craziest jammer on the Wailers looks kind of like an anorexic runway model who'd break if she tripped. Which makes it all the more surprising when she destroys tokyo and breathes fire on you.

[Warhead]

http://www.adsora.com/sports/roller-derby-2008-calendar

Are you seriously saying my calendar has been lying to me!!! That, that's like saying lesbians don't have sleep overs where they pillow fight in their sexy undies!!!

Um, I kept my 2008 calendar for... uh, sentimental reasons.

[Bragallot]

Your link redirected me to some USA Green Card bullshit.

[Warhead]

Works fine for me. The Internet probably just thought you needed one.

[Bragallot]

I used to get yellow and red cards.

[Natalya]

Our craziest jammer on the Wailers looks kind of like an anorexic runway model who'd break if she tripped. Which makes it all the more surprising when she destroys tokyo and breathes fire on you.

I'm not seeing the anorexia.

[Bragallot]

Me neither. It's almost scary how similar in style that flyer is to the flyers my old student's organization used to make though.

[Tzan]

http://www.adsora.com/sports/roller-derby-2008-calendar
Um, I kept my 2008 calendar for... uh, sentimental reasons.

So much bad airbrushing. Sooooo much.

[stubby]

I'm not seeing the anorexia.

She's cheating by wearing a baggy hoodie and hiding behind her hair. In her uniform she looks like a six foot bundle of sticks. I think that's how she's able to slip between blockers so easily.

[Zupponn]

[Silverdream]

[stubby]

Because that's the point, right? If they can't look good for men then there's no reason to let them have their own sports at all.

And now I'm going to go share my conclusions with the derby girls at the office, so that they can show the proper appreciation for my insightful analysis.

Spoiler: show

[Arkbrik]

See also:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/tennis-grunting-wta-aims-_n_1631212.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2179394/Backlash-Australian-newspaper-describes-Olympic-triple-gold-medallist-fat-questions-fitness.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

http://www.livestrong.com/article/370798-olympic-beach-volleyball-clothing-requirements/