[HH] General Blut's expedition (Warning, really long).

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[HH] General Blut's expedition (Warning, really long).

Postby silvadream » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:08 pm

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The enemies on the close horizon, a group of poniys, a razgrizzly and briktoid.

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General Blut's forces.

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Eva fires a rocket at the briktoid wall.

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Success!

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Forces move up.

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Hardax takes a shot to the vital organs, and kicks the bucket.

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Shang is killed before Zhou.

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"Wake up son, tonight we dine on yellow flesh!"

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"Okey dokey Loki."

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Pinkie and Silva head towards the carnage.

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The penises take line formation, with Sparkley Twilight covering the rear.

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Needlers are effective.

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"Split your lungs with blood and thunder,"

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"When you see the pink poniy."

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"The ivory leg is what propels me,"

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"Harpoons thrust to the sky."

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"Aim for his crooked brow,"

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"And look him straight in the eye!"

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Scythe gets pissed off now that one of the two girls in the brikverse willing to have sex with him is dead (failed feat).

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The consequences will never be the same.

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Steve takes out two briktoid with his SMG.

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And a DSM takes out another.

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Overview.

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A briktoid shot goes through Eva's sights.

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and Sparkley's magic fizzles.

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"Pinkie Pie Style!"

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A DSM takes out the last briktoid, avenging Eva.

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Jeremiah goes down on Eva's corpse.

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Taking the rocket launcher,

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and tossing it like a common puppy.

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Cootershy flies high in the air, preparing for the kamikaze to end all kamikazes.

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The poniys charge, and already two mercs are killed.

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What's wrong?

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THE BEER?!

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Dance Commander's beer betrays him, and physics makes him disrupt Blut and Golden Nightmare.

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Jeremiah and the earth poniy square off, but neither can kill the other.

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And Steve's katana is useless.

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Blue helps him out though.

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Applejack is a tough motherfucker.

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Not even the frying pan (heroic weapon) does anything.

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Alos kills her in one shot though.

Dance Commander, Blut and Golden Nightmare all get up.

Just when the Shadowscythe herself shows up, skirt and all.

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Along with eight stampeding horses.

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The Poniy can't get past Jeremiah's armour and Jeremiah can't do enough damage to beat the poniy's toughness.

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Dance Commander, look behind you!

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Too late.

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Jeremiah is distracted by the cotton candy THC smell before he realizes he's covered in a brushable mane.

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"PARTY!"

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The horses being to stampede, avoiding their poniy counterparts.

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Akos dies.

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And Steve bites the dust.

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The horses avoid Blut however.

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Who cleverly pushes most of them over.

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INTERLUDE DUEL (I rolled for this)

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Gold: You bastard! Finally you will perish at my hand.
Silva: Ok.

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Silva: NOT! ;3

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Gold: I'm not dead yet.

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Silva: Oopsy daisies.

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A DSM risks life and limb, putting his grenade to his air tanks.

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"Smile you son of a :bitch: "

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Pinkie seems to have been unaffected by the blast.

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The old scatter pan trick, deadliest move in the brikverse.

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Kerrick decides to betray his allies.

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Two poniys gang up on Blut.

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"No! I get to kill the bastard."

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General Blut: The poniys! Join me and we can kill them!

TheShadowscythe: Maybe in hell!

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Scythe tosses the bastard into orbit.

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"Kerrick! You're next!"

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Cootershy stands up for her best friend, killing herself in the process.

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"Poniys for life!"

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Golden Nightmare finishes off Kerrick.

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Sparkley Twilight: Time to die Golden. Time to die.

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End result: Poniy victory.
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Re: [HH] General Blut's expedition (Warning, really long).

Postby Zupponn » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:36 am

Gameplay:4
Photography:3
Violence:3
Writing:3
Overall appeal:2
(Sorry, but I don't find poneis very appealing)
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Re: [HH] General Blut's expedition (Warning, really long).

Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:57 am

Gameplay:4
Photography:3
Violence:3
Writing:4
Overall appeal:3
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Re: [HH] General Blut's expedition (Warning, really long).

Postby Germanico » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:40 am

Y U NO LIKE PWNIES?
Do you know Radeberger? Charlie Sheen likes it...
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Re: [HH] General Blut's expedition (Warning, really long).

Postby Silverdream » Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:59 pm

Zupponn, pwnies are the most appealing thing since cigarettes.
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Re: [HH] General Blut's expedition (Warning, really long).

Postby Bragallot » Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:22 am

Gameplay: 4
Some inventive moves, very unconvential fighting methods.
Photography: 4
Quality was sometimes off, but you scored more because the posing on certain pics (like when the mane kills the dude) was hilarious.
Violence: 3.5
Writing: 4
It was hilarious.
Overall appeal: 4
I dislike that the pwnies didn't die, but I can't subtract points for that.
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