Zero Hour in America

[Natalya]

ALAN GRAYSON IS BACK

[Bragallot]

He looks like something I would draw.

Seriously though, what's with this Joe Biden guy? Are his gaffes intentional for some obscure reason? He just can't be that dumb. He can't be.

My favourite has to be 'they'll put you all back in chains.'

[Pwnerade]

Joe Biden says what he means, making him a very unusual politician. I'll take him over the liars any day of the week.

[Natalya]

[Silverdream]

Obama has won.

[Natalya]

[Scratch]

I don't usually agree with american politics, but when I do, Obama won.

[piltogg]

I am now proud of both Colorado and massachusets.

[Bragallot]

My gut instinct tells me Romney will score a Bush victory with less votes, but more states.

I think it will be the other way around. Dems didn't do much to rally their base this year so IMO there is a good chance Romney will carry the popular vote, but state-wise it looks like an Obama advantage.

Turns out we're both half right, we should merge minds.

[Arkbrik]

Got damn scared this morning. I turn on the radio, the first thing I hear is "We interrupt this broadcast for Mitt Romney's speech" and I'm all "NO FUCK ROMNEY WON WE'RE SCREWED!" Then he starts talking and says "I called president Obama to congratulate him bla bla" and I slowly realize that we are not totally screwed after all.

[Natalya]

I should have been more specific. By 'state-wise' I meant electoral college votes.

[piltogg]

weed got legalized in Colorado and Washington...

The prison population... it's about to get significantly smaller.

[Bragallot]

What's up with Florida? Lazy bones!

[Silverdream]

Florida, where Cubans come to live and Jews go to die.

[RunsWithLegos]

WOOOOOOO FUCK Y'ALL WE GOT A NEW STATE!