Digging Up the Past -- Turn 1

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Digging Up the Past -- Turn 1

Postby Theblackdog » Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:29 pm

Ah.. sorry this thing took so long to get off the ground, I did a pretty bad job at getting information out to people.

Bavarian POWs -- Silverdream
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Captain Maximilian Emil-Mannerheim Von Klaus finally appears to give in. "All right. I vill tell you the location of your escaped prisoner iv you bring me my satchel of schnitzel."
"Well, that seems reasonable enough."

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"Here you go. Now, about that prisoner..."

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"Just one minute. I am famished."

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"Did you see zat, Hans? He got them to bring him his satchel! The vun vhere he keeps ze --"

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*Slap* "You fool, Victor! Do not give his plan avay! Ve must get to ze artifax, now!"

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The Bavarians unobtrusively move close to the rocket launcher, jetpack, gyro pistol, and radar dish.

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But the one heading for the booster runs into trouble. "I say! Get back in the ruins and keep digging, you lazy blighter!"

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A group of peach minifigs drops into the battlefield on one of the Britannians' flanks. Their leader, renowned Peach archaeologist Louisiana Jones, shouts "Get away from those artifax! They belong in a museum!" Behind him, a Bayou-Tek robot unfolds menacingly.

Secret Faction 1 Activated: Peach Raiders -- Thesson

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The ranged troops move up and open fire with little luck. Louie cracks his whip...

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... and kills a tower gunner, dragging him from his perch.

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The Bayou-Tek robot moves up to give them some cover.

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A red-and-black transport appears on the other side of the battlefield, and drifts towards the ruins in eerie silence.

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As it approaches, it does an adroit 180-degree spin and brings its stern-mounted flamethrower to bear on the Britannian infantry, killing one.

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Its doors open and a squad of red- and black-clad warriors leaps out to confront the remaining Britannian troops.

Secret Faction 2 Activated: Rogue VoL -- Lawmaster
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The VoL troops open fire, killing two more Britannians.

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They retreat from the survivors, taking cover as best they can.

T.L.A. -- Scribonius
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The Secretary of Transportation's voice crackles through the Killdozer's external speakers. "That's a big outcropping in front of us," he says. "Can we ramp it?"

Bob the Unbuilder gives the expected answer.

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"FUCK YES WE CAN!"

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The killdozer's minigun and the Director of Homeland Security both fire on the guard tower, but the gunner survives.

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The Hr-36 heads up the other side of the field, deploys its jump troopers, and fires everything it has on Von Klaus' guards, killing both of them.

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Captain Harris kills one of the jump troopers with a response shot.

Britannians -- Kalvinator

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The infantry and cavalry converge on the ruins.

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There's not much room for the Challenger to advance, so it drives around the side.

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Overview.

Send in your orders for turn 2!
Last edited by Theblackdog on Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Digging Up the Past -- Turn 1

Postby Silverdream » Thu Nov 29, 2012 8:33 pm

All according to plan.
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Re: Digging Up the Past -- Turn 1

Postby Theblackdog » Thu Nov 29, 2012 9:39 pm

That was an awesome full name you thought up for Von Klaus, by the way.

UPDATE: Dammit, forgot the k/d/VP list. Still need orders from Lawmaster and Kalvinator.

Bavarians:
Kills: 0
Deaths: 0
Victory points: 0

Peaches
Kills: 1
Deaths: 0
Victory Points: 0

VoL:
Kills: 3
Deaths: 0
Victory Points: 0

T.L.A.:
Kills: 2
Deaths: 1
Victory Points: 0

Britannians:
Kills: 1
Deaths: 6
Victory Points: 0
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