DuTP: Day 4

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DuTP: Day 4

Postby Theblackdog » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:02 pm

Note to all players: Next turn is THE FINAL TURN. Whichever faction has the most victory points (essentially, the most Artifax, although double points are given for your objective) at the end of that turn will win. I will need to clear the basement soon, so get your orders in within 48 hours or I will play your team for you.

Bavarian P.O.W.s
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Von Klaus drives towards the edge of the map.

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The shovel trooper gets back up and looks for a more powerful weapon.

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He sees the Britannian soldier's discarded Electro-Musket and makes a dive for it...

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But since his weapons training only covered shovels, he critfails his skill roll and the gun explodes. Its barrel hits the Britannian soldier in the head, annoying him slightly.

Bavarian Reinforcements
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The dinosaur jumps onto the Conqueror's deck and attacks its bridge. Admiral Blackdog is amused. "Do your worst! This ship is unsinkable-"

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"Ohcrap."
The dinosaur tears a chunk off the bridge and devours one of the crew, gaining 2 SP from his meal.

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His tail knocks an AA gunner out of his seat.


Peach Raiders
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The rebels charge, opening fire and killing the Bavarian Shovel Trooper.

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The Peach Nightmare kills the Britannian soldier. Britannian League Elminated!

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Louisiana Jones moves up to join his troops, and the sniper moves up as well.

Peach Reinforcements
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Inside the downed shuttle, the pilot droid initiates the self-destruct sequence.

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Another enormous fireball turns the ship's wreckage into slightly smaller and more widely spread wreckage. Peach Reinforcements Eliminated!

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Bjorn was standing too close at the time, and he is killed. So is the pilot droid, but the Landship makes its armor roll and takes no damage.

Rogue VoL
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Neither the Acolyte or the Shocktrooper can get close enough to the killdozer to board, but the Acolyte fires at Bob and misses.

VoL Reinforcements
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The VoL infantry move to a covered position behind the dropship. Their tank fires at the Killdozer but its shot bounces off the armored hull again. The blast gunner is in range of the peaches...

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... and kills both Louisiana and the Peach Nightmare in one shot.

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The two riflemen shoot at Bob, but miss.

T.L.A.

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The Killdozer continues in reverse towards the rocketmobile. Bob tries to fix the damage to its hull, and gets a critical success, restoring it to full health.

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He leaps off the killdozer to attack von Klaus, but the stoic Bavarian does not even feel his blows.

T.L.A. reinforcements

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The SHDT picks up two grenadiers and one flame trooper, then zooms off across the battlefield.

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It deposits them near the Peaches, and the flame trooper attempts to burninate them but misses them both. I don't know how you miss someone with a flamethrower, but this guy is apparently good at it.

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The grenadiers pick up the jetpack and gyro pistol from their dead former owners and fire on the VoL reinforcements...

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Two are killed.

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The sniper and flame trooper near the rear lines advance on von Klaus, but T.L.A. troops can't fire on an enemy who is in close combat with the President.

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The SHDT fires four missiles from its starboard launcher.

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They home in on the Salamander Tank Destroyer, which is, ironically, destroyed by a tank.

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"Nice shot! Now aim the rail gun at the bridge of that landship!"
"Sir, I can't! There's a dinosaur in the way!"
"And you don't want to shoot a railgun at a dinosaur because...?"

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"...your argument is flawless, sir."

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The dinosaur's rider lands on the bridge. "Heinrich! NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!"

Britannian Reinforcements

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The Landship moves forward through the wreckage. With no need to destroy the Peach shuttlecraft or the dinosaur, it can train all its firepower on the T.L.A. SHDT.

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Three of its guns connect, and the SHDT comes crashing to a halt.

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Bavarian P.O.W.s
Kills: 0/2
Deaths: 1/1
Victory Points: 1

Peach Raiders
Kills: 2/1 (not counting suicide)
Deaths: 2/1
Victory Points: 0

Rogue VoL
Kills: 0/2
Deaths: 1/3
Victory Points: 0

T.L.A.
Kills: 0/4
Deaths: 0/1
Victory Points: 2

Britannians
Kills: 0/1
Deaths: 1/2
Victory Points: 0

Artifax Owners and positions:
Booster Engine -- None, right in front of the Landship
Radar Dish -- None, in front of the T.L.A. grenadiers
Gyro pistol -- T.L.A. (grenadier)
Jet pack -- T.L.A. (grenadier)
Rocket Launcher -- Bavarians (driving off the map)

If you don't have any artifax, you should probably grab some next turn.
Just one random act of violence can brighten your day. Especially if it involves explosives.

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Re: DuTP: Day 4

Postby Silverdream » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:16 pm

Verdammt, I should have realized that the shovel brigades' downfall would be only being able to use a shovel.
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Postby Kalvinator » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:17 pm

NOOOOO!!! Well, in any case, Long Live the Queen.
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Re: DuTP: Day 4

Postby Apollyon » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:34 pm

Hm, i thought i ordered the now destroyed tank to shoot at Bob? *shrugs*
But what happened to my hero's action? That's a bummer.
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Re: DuTP: Day 4

Postby Theblackdog » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:39 pm

The accuracy rolls for all of its weapons were really low, it had enough to hit the killdozer but not Bob himself. Your hero's orders didn't really apply since the jetpack wasn't held by anyone during your turn.
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Re: DuTP: Day 4

Postby Apollyon » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:45 pm

Theblackdog wrote:Your hero's orders didn't really apply since the jetpack wasn't held by anyone during your turn.


Well if you are so strict about that then doing proper orders will be pretty hard because the situation is often much different when it's your own turn compared to the situation of the last overview. Of course i could go the "attack the nearest enemies, feat: buff on my guys" route but that's boring.
Also reaction fire is quite anorakish but rather popular 'round these parts...
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Re: DuTP: Day 4

Postby Scratch » Wed Dec 12, 2012 10:00 pm

Ha! The nameless droid pilot managed to take out the Vol Hero! This is truly a great moment for the easily forgettable peaches.
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Re: DuTP: Day 4

Postby DeltaV » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:58 am

A dinosaur? 's alright by me.
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Re: DuTP: Day 4

Postby Theblackdog » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:55 am

Still need orders from:
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You have 24 hours. If you don't send in orders, your troops will move for the nearest Artifax and shoot the nearest enemies.
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Re: DuTP: Day 4

Postby Apollyon » Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:36 am

Orders sent.
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