Silverdream wrote:MOST LIKELY TO LOSE A KNIFE FIGHT
Wait a minute, how did I get on that nomination list? I must have told my knife fight stories here at some point.
I'm not as young as I was back when I was getting into knife fights on the (sort of) regular, but I still retain my 100% Not Getting Killed record. (Which is to say, I can't remember if I definitely won every single one of them, but I definitely never lost.)
EDIT: On the other hand, now that I think about it, the fact that I get into knife fights more often than probably 90% of the board means that I'm also more likely to lose one eventually. Disregard my earlier objection.