Drei Allianz!

[PandoraNuker]

Hey guys can Nyphilis join this alliance too? I hate silverdream and the immortals (because of Warhead) and I want to fight penises!

[Falk]

Fighting fire with fire, are we Colette?

[Ham701]

The Kingdom of Hesse will most likely support Bavaria and the Pwnies, but no one will care since Ham hasn't posted their army. Yet.

[Silverdream]

Hey guys can Nyphilis join this alliance too? I hate silverdream and the immortals (because of Warhead) and I want to fight penises!

No. Your faction was completely destroyed in the battle of Altai.

[PandoraNuker]

Fighting fire with fire, are we Colette?

Why are you calling me a girl name dumbarse?

Hey guys can Nyphilis join this alliance too? I hate silverdream and the immortals (because of Warhead) and I want to fight penises!

No. Your faction was completely destroyed in the battle of Altai.

It was never destroyed we've just secretly been hiding and waiting for an opportunity.

[Colette]

Fighting fire with fire, are we Colette?

Why are you calling me a girl name dumbarse?

Hey guys can Nyphilis join this alliance too? I hate silverdream and the immortals (because of Warhead) and I want to fight penises!

No. Your faction was completely destroyed in the battle of Altai.

It was never destroyed we've just secretly been hiding and waiting for an opportunity.

Falk was talking to me. Now go back to your pedolair and lurk some more.

Also, your faction is completely dead, destroyed. If you try to revive it I will go to war with you and crush any remaining Nyphilian "survivors".

[Falk]

Is there a link for the "battle of Altai"?

[Colette]

Is there a link for the "battle of Altai"?

It's a bit spread over the forums- there wasn't actually any physical battle so much as forum interactions.

Summary here, under "Battle of the Altai Sector"
A first-hand account of how the war went down
End of the war and destruction of Nyphilis

Technically, the Nyphilian empire survived a little bit after the Capture, but PedoNuker eventually gave in and had the remaining colony planets destroyed by the Immortals. At best all that remains of the Military of Nations United (Nyphilians) are roving bands of post-apoc bands, and at worst the entire race has been genocided from existence.

[Robot Monkey]

The RIN condemns all pwnies and pwny-related activities. Any trace of pwnies within RIN space will spark an inquisitorial investigation, and the elimination of said pwnies and those who harbor them. (meta/story/whatever: the RIN has expanded greatly since the death of Alec, mostly due to rage-fueled crusades organized by the new Kommander and his new hover tek. Imagine a several galactic-cluster spanning expansion.)

You have the support of the Calvarian empire, should you wish to accept it. We will burn the pwny menace from the face of the brikverse. Show the abominations no quarter!

Luchardsko will also support you against the Pwnies, but we will not fight the Bavarian or Briktoid, unless they attack us first.

Well then, let me compose a list of the anti-pwny TA members:

-RIN
-Luchardsko
-Calvarians
-Trattorians

And the pro-pwny members:

-Briktoid (mercs, technically)
-Akkadia
-Bavaria

The lines have been drawn, but let us hope it does not come to an internal war within our grand Third Alliance.

As the new Kommander of the RIN, I acknowledge the dangers of said war, and unlike Alec, I will not openly declare war upon any TA member unless attacked first. I advise my fellow TA members to do the same.

[Colette]

Prussia will probably join us once Bragallot hears about this.

[Silverdream]

Hesse has a liberal stance on pwnies and are on Bavaria's side.

[Zupponn]

I want the ZMC to stage something to get this war started.

[Colette]

I want the ZMC to stage something to get this war started.

OOC: Assassinate Kaiser Klaus, Queen Victoria V, and Kaiserin Siri simultaneously.

[Robot Monkey]

I want the ZMC to stage something to get this war started.

OOC: Assassinate Kaiser Klaus, Queen Victoria V, and Kaiserin Siri simultaneously.

OOC: if that happens, the RIN's new Kommander (who remains nameless, in the spirit of pre-uberkaiser Alec) would probably annex the territory of those nations and start some anti-pwny/immortal crusade that splits the TA, if we're talking alliance-smashing war here.

[Colette]

I want the ZMC to stage something to get this war started.

OOC: Assassinate Kaiser Klaus, Queen Victoria V, and Kaiserin Siri simultaneously.

OOC: if that happens, the RIN's new Kommander (who remains nameless, in the spirit of pre-uberkaiser Alec) would probably annex the territory of those nations and start some anti-pwny/immortal crusade that splits the TA, if we're talking alliance-smashing war here.

If Siri died Trattoria would still be able to defend itself- it could probably stave off civil war in the interests of national security.

I'm totally game for assassinating Victoria though.