Britannian Empire - Scratch
Three soldiers start moving.
Two head for the escalator to the subway...
...and one goes up on the roof of the station building.
The rest set up a classic Britannian firing line, ready for anything.
My Little Pwnie - Silverdream
Scarcity uses her magic to bring down the poor civilian hanging off the lamp. But not to befriend him. Being the Horny Pwnie she is, she wants to be more than just friends.
Fortunately for the civilian, she gets a bit too enthusiastic, and breaks his back over her own when levitating him down.
Princess Killestia has a special task for Flutterdie. She will do a magically augmented kamikaze into the Britannian lines! Flutterdie is honored to finally get a warrior's death.
She flies over the crater edge at top speed, made even faster by Killestia's magic.
"Cripple the beast!" colonel Stephen Weir shouts.
The Britannians open up, aiming for the wings...
...hitting those as well as a lot more. Flutterdie is torn apart, but her corpse keeps going...
...and thanks to Killestia's magic, it causes a minor explosion upon landing. Stephen Weir is redshirted out of the way by a soldier who dies instead. Another soldier is disrupted but survives. Without the Britannians' excellent shooting it could have gone further into their lines and caused even more devastation.
The Pwnies start climbing out of the crater. Appletack helps the others, Killestia just flies up.
Cult of BrikThulhu - lawmaster
The cultists move out.
They don't reach anything interesting this turn. One cultist gets a good sprinting roll though.
Suddenly, a new army marches into town!
Faction activated:
Vergilius Raskolnikov
commanded by darkpaladin
"Are we interrupting something?"
Faction stats
Britannian Empire - Scratch
Kills: 1
Units left: 8/9
My Little Pwnie - Silverdream
Kills: 2
Units left: 5/6
Cult of BrikThulhu - lawmaster
Kills: 0
Units left: 5/5
Vergilius Raskolnikov - darkpaladin
Kills: 0
Units left: 13/13
Civilians - NPC
Kills: 0
Units left: 14/15
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A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1
And exploding penis in their faces is well deserved for the Brittanians for turtling in.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1
This looks interesting.
The napalm! It does nothing!
Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!
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Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!
Creator of the gods awful Metal Box Marauders.
Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1
Man I love that buttplug.Apollyon wrote:And exploding penis in their faces is well deserved for the Brittanians for turtling in.
Also I love that BrikThulhu idol. I don't know who's going to win this battle, but I'm rooting for the idol.
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Yo, let me take control of the civilians.
Trust me, it will be lol.
Trust me, it will be lol.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1
Ok, you're on.
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This is gonna be totally fucking rad.
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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1
I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.
The napalm! It does nothing!
Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!
Creator of the gods awful Metal Box Marauders.
Throw as many minifigs at the enemy fortifications as you can! We have reserves you know, so don't act like a brikwussy when we inevitably lose some minifigs!
Creator of the gods awful Metal Box Marauders.
Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1
Great battle so far, can't wait for more! I also think the idol is awesome.
Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1
Doubt it, most likely more death and explosions will occur making it awesome.PlutoniumDeath wrote:I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.
You are faced with door what do you do
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
I use my flamethrower
wait what you can't do that
Sure I can see
*door catches fire*
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Aww man, he guessed it.lawmaster wrote:Doubt it, most likely more death and explosions will occur making it awesome.PlutoniumDeath wrote:I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.
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