r.e. homophobia is dapper (aka the most effed up thread)

[piltogg]

never underestimate the power of subliminal messages.


Ever since the sub-text got changed to "homophobia is dapper" I have been looking at all the people making comments like "GAAAAAAYYY" and "handsome devil!!" on the internet and thinking:
"So.. this person is a closet sophisticated. How sad."

Hell, I even went off on some huge rant on my page requesting that people stop making comments like that. (to no avail).

So Natalya, you win this round.

keep using the force for the powers of good!!

Change it to some equation that people need to remember for a test or something next.

[stubby]

Ever since the sub-text got changed to "homophobia is dapper" I have been looking at all the people making comments like "GAAAAAAYYY" and "handsome devil!!" on the internet and thinking:
"So.. this person is a closet sophisticated. How sad."

You're just now catching up on this? The rest of the country has known this for years. There are scientific studies and everything.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the ... -male-porn

[piltogg]

Oh I knew.
Just that I accept it now.
whereas I didn't before.

[Keldoclock]

Its a well known fact that the more you are okay with homoerotic humor, the less dapper you actually are.[Citation Needed]

[piltogg]

question: where this rule breaks down: actual sophisticated people. Clearly, they are ok with it, but at the same time are 100% dapper. So.. I don't think its really that direct of a correlation.

[Whiteagle]

Wait, is it homophobic to dislike the penis itself so much that you wish you were lesbian?

No offence to dude who swing the other way, I just don't like the cock...

[Colette]

Whiteeagle's comment has made me wish this thread was in thunderdumb.

[Silverdream]

Wait, is it homophobic to dislike the penis itself so much that you wish you were lesbian?

No offence to dude who swing the other way, I just don't like the cock...

Natalya + Whiteagle = OTP

[piltogg]

So.. you wish you were a girl who is only attracted to girls?

So like... a trans but some other sort of word to mean that you are dressing like a girl so that you can sleep with girls who are lesbians despite being a dude which I don't know a word for, but one probably exists.

Or like.. not actually acting on that, but just kind of absently thinking about it?

[Silverdream]

So.. you wish you were a girl who is only attracted to girls?

So like... a trans but some other sort of word to mean that you are dressing like a girl so that you can sleep with girls who are lesbians despite being a dude which I don't know a word for, but one probably exists.

Or like.. not actually acting on that, but just kind of absently thinking about it?

Trans refers to gender and not sexuality, so one could be a Trans-gay.

[Keldoclock]

Penises are great, they let you piss standing up and act as an excellent place to hang your drying laundry.

[piltogg]

In that case we classify whiteeagle as transgender-straight?

Then how would one determine straight/dapper from that? Because then, we also need to know that he's formerly a male before becoming not-male.

[Silverdream]

Okay, Whiteagle's ambiguous sexuality can't be summed up in one word without confusing people.

We know that his gender is female even if he has a penis. Now, if women are sexually attracted to other women and yet afraid of the mighty phallus then they are defined as sophisticated. Although women are more likely to be a member of the bisexual master race, Whiteagle isn't.

Therefore we can define Whiteagle as a trans dapper or a lesbian.

[stubby]

what the hell is going on in here

[Kalvinator]

I have no idea either... it would be easier if I knew what the censors were. Still funny though.