Anti-Pwny Alliance

[Chinook]

The Shadovians are willing to join this initiative for a small share of the PT and GT sights. Our Hardsuits are gaining dust and the men are becoming "sane".



Legionnaires and Blackwatch agents will be at the ready.

[piltogg]

Akkadia is willing to join this alliance on the condition that we only attack the pegassi.

[Zupponn]

The Shadovians are willing to join this initiative for a small share of the PT and GT sights. Our Hardsuits are gaining dust and the men are becoming "sane".



Legionnaires and Blackwatch agents will be at the ready.

How about a trade agreement? The ZMC would ship you some GT in exchange for an alliance. Of course, we expect this alliance to last past the APA though.

[Chinook]

The Shadovians are willing to join this initiative for a small share of the PT and GT sights. Our Hardsuits are gaining dust and the men are becoming "sane".



Legionnaires and Blackwatch agents will be at the ready.

How about a trade agreement? The ZMC would ship you some GT in exchange for an alliance. Of course, we expect this alliance to last past the APA though.

The ZMC is welcome in Shadovian space any time. We accept the alliance and propose a combination of our man power for this and future crusades.

[Zupponn]

The Shadovians are willing to join this initiative for a small share of the PT and GT sights. Our Hardsuits are gaining dust and the men are becoming "sane".



Legionnaires and Blackwatch agents will be at the ready.

How about a trade agreement? The ZMC would ship you some GT in exchange for an alliance. Of course, we expect this alliance to last past the APA though.

The ZMC is welcome in Shadovian space any time. We accept the alliance and propose a combination of our man power for this and future crusades.

Good to do business with you.

[Colette]

Akkadia is willing to join this alliance on the condition that we only attack the pegassi.

Rejected because we want full extermination. One can't cure a disease by killing half the viruses.

[Robot Monkey]

However, you can vaccinate against a disease by eliminating half. We destroy the pegasi pwnies, and use our experience from eliminating them to finish off the rest of the species. I say Akkadia can join, for the time being.

[Colette]

However, you can vaccinate against a disease by eliminating half. We destroy the pegasi pwnies, and use our experience from eliminating them to finish off the rest of the species. I say Akkadia can join, for the time being.

I respectfully disagree. The tactics Trattoria plans on using cannot make a distinction between pegasi and other pwnies. To respect Akkadia's wishes would require search and destroy, daintily checking to see if a pwnie is innocent or pegasus- in other words, impracticable and pointless. No doubt Akkadia is trying to dilute our anti-pwny efforts to buy more time for the other pwnies to gather forces and stage retaliatory attacks against us. If we are to win this war we must indiscriminately drop the hammer on the entire pwny race, not merely a specified few and taking care not to injure the rest.

Also, Akkadia would know that we are planning to backstab them anyway and so their joining at this point would only attract more suspicion. The best we can hope for is a temporary armistice of their non-interference in our crusade.

[Semaj Nagirrac]

And while you ladies have been busy arguing over who's the prettiest, the Pwny's have been gathering their strength. The Menggu Republic agrees that the Akkadians should be allowed into our joint venture. If you believe they will stab you in the back, then keep a close eye on them. Either way, we need to take action now instead of argue among ourselves.

Alavar Cortuth
Menggu Republic

[PandoraNuker]

Hey guys! If you let me in then I promise to be useful and destroy the pwnies! I just want to be accepted into the brikverse again.

[Colette]

And while you ladies have been busy arguing over who's the prettiest, the Pwny's have been gathering their strength. The Menggu Republic agrees that the Akkadians should be allowed into our joint venture. If you believe they will stab you in the back, then keep a close eye on them. Either way, we need to take action now instead of argue among ourselves.

Alavar Cortuth
Menggu Republic

Exactly- Trattoria plans on delivering the first blow unto the pwnies in the coming war this coming weekend. We cannot restrict ourselves to pegasi as the Akkadians- our battle plans will result in the indiscriminate mass-murder of pwnies of all kinds. This coming operation will hopefully be so destructive as to result in the demoralization of the pwnies.

If the Akkadians were willing to compromise and allow for the genocide of all-pwny-kind then we would allow them in our alliance. But to allow pwnies of any kind to live for any reason is illegal under this alliance.

[piltogg]

Prey-exclussion is a requisite for Akkadian compliance. The other penis types are still needed for our.. experiments. Naturally, we don't really mind if you kill all of the penises indiscriminately if we are allowed to keep a few specific samples of the general penis population around for experimentation purposes in a sterile, secure environment aboard the Juggernaught.

The specific pwnies we had in mind are likely to be considered some of the leaders of the pwnies (thus the strongest specimens), so their exclusion from the front-lines will certainly allow for much easier conquest of ekvestria as well.

[Colette]

Prey-exclussion is a requisite for Akkadian compliance. The other penis types are still needed for our.. experiments. Naturally, we don't really mind if you kill all of the penises indiscriminately if we are allowed to keep a few specific samples of the general penis population around for experimentation purposes in a sterile, secure environment aboard the Juggernaught.

The specific pwnies we had in mind are likely to be considered some of the leaders of the pwnies (thus the strongest specimens), so their exclusion from the front-lines will certainly allow for much easier conquest of ekvestria as well.

[Chinook]

Uh, Colette, it appears i'm not in the OP. Am I rejected?

[Falk]

Uh, Colette, it appears i'm not in the OP. Am I rejected?

Same.