r.e. homophobia is dapper (aka the most effed up thread)

[The Shadowscythe]

What the chucklefuck did I just read.

I mean really.

REALLY?

[Zupponn]

OTP indeed. stubby had won this thread.

Why the fuck are we one true pair, I have nothing in common with him at all except we like BrikWars. He doesn't even have any skills or life experiences to compliment anything I have done.

Shit Natalya Has Done
*shit*

This isn't like my list of notable life achievements because most of this stuff is actually not noteworthy and a lot of them are super easy to do and don't make me unique, but I don't think White Eagle has done most of these things.

So, If you have a college degree, then why are you working in a warehouse?

[Pwnerade]

This is the worst thread I have ever read on this forum. Perhaps I will make a seal of disapproval just for the occasion.

[stubby]

So, If you have a college degree, then why are you working in a warehouse?

What year are you from, 1995?

[Natalya]

OTP indeed. stubby had won this thread.

Why the fuck are we one true pair, I have nothing in common with him at all except we like BrikWars. He doesn't even have any skills or life experiences to compliment anything I have done.

Shit Natalya Has Done
*shit*

So, If you have a college degree, then why are you working in a warehouse?

Even worse, I work in a plastic flower pot factory now.

[Zupponn]

So, If you have a college degree, then why are you working in a warehouse?

What year are you from, 1995?

Oh wait. Wasn't thinking. Sorry.

[stubby]

lol, that comment was worth it for this reply alone. GG WP. I don't keep track of 'shit I had done' that vicariously, that's for sure

Wiki'd! Shit Natalya Has Done

[The Shadowscythe]

THIS ENTIRE THREAD HAS MADE ME ROLL FOR SAN LOSS.

AND NOW IT HAS DRIVEN ME TO DRINK.

TAKE IT FROM A MAN WHO HAS SEEN INTO THE ABYSS.

AND THE ABYSS HAS STARED BACK.

NEVER REVERSE SEARCH THIS IMAGE.

[Zahru II]

lol, that comment was worth it for this reply alone. GG WP. I don't keep track of 'shit I had done' that vicariously, that's for sure

Wiki'd! Shit Natalya Has Done

hahaha perfect

[Keldoclock]

NEVER REVERSE SEARCH THIS IMAGE.

I TinEye searched it and got 0 results.


I think probably the most noteworthy stuff I have done is continually supplying priyom.org with recordings of numbers stations. It's not impressive or anything but at least I can say I am actually helping contribute to the whole freedom of information thing.

[Whiteagle]

What is the point of a boob wall, or 8 pairs or boobs? I mean, unless motor-boating is like your ultimate fantasy I don't really understand why you would want that.

Well it's really more of a fantasy in excess; more then four or six boobs isn't pratical at all but more always sounds better.
Take it from someone who's fetishes include breast expansion, there are places out there where "bean-bag chair" is closer to the low end of the size pool...

Hell, if every fantasy were remotely possible, I'd already be an eldritch abomination composed of boobs and tentacles...

It's just every time I see you your mouth is gapping open like a bass...

...That look is only attractive in Innsmouth honey...

I didn't want to have to do this, but:

Well stubby, that is my creepy Pedo smile...
While unsightly, my mouth is still closed, and it's also why I avoid smiling around children.

Because WALL of TITS. I guess you could motorboat them, but for the most part I'd just stare at them and call over everyone I knew to do the same and go "Look, tits!"

...That's such a sad waste of breast-flesh man...

Better-crafted boobs to include things like handlebars and fukken lasers would be cool, but titties just for the sake of titties is good enough for me.

Well I was thinking more along the lines of better tissues with which to support the breast and prevent sagging later in life as well as slight morphological changes to the body to better prevent muscular strain...

THIS ENTIRE THREAD HAS MADE ME ROLL FOR SAN LOSS.

AND NOW IT HAS DRIVEN ME TO DRINK.

TAKE IT FROM A MAN WHO HAS SEEN INTO THE ABYSS.

AND THE ABYSS HAS STARED BACK.

NEVER REVERSE SEARCH THIS IMAGE.

I TinEye searched it and got 0 results.

Yeah, I Googled the picture's URL and only got three hits for things I'd posted it on...
...None of them were particularly SAN destroying ether, so I don't know what our sheltered little Scythe saw that has him freaking out so much...

[piltogg]

40 pairs of boobs is certainly the minimum number. And they should be floor mounted rather than wall-mounted so that you can swim in them.

[Zupponn]

40 pairs of boobs is certainly the minimum number. And they should be floor mounted rather than wall-mounted so that you can swim in them.

Genius!

[Keldoclock]

[Kalvinator]

No words can describe this thread... well, maybe some, but I don't feel like listing them.

Boob wall to me just seems off-putting. Boobs are great, but without a person attached, I don't think they'd be as appealing. IMO