"Ambassador Clara, because of our current war against Bavaria we will no longer need you as an ambassador. You are promoted to Private."
"That's preposterous, I'm the top Bavarologist in all of Trattoria. If anyone is needed for the war it's got to be the topmost expert on Bavarian society and culture."
"The promotion is compulsory, and we've also put a small squad together for your first mission."
"Let me guess, we're going to be sent into battle against a much larger Bavarian force because of the low risk and high reward the objective is worth?"
"Exactly."
"Might as well meet the team anyway, who knows how useful they could be."
"Austin, would you like to introduce yourself?"
"Austin?"
"Jesus! Get away from me."
"But I thought you liked me."
"Austin is your hacking expert and neckbeard."
"Professor Bluth is your team's engineer. He's best known for creating the cornballer."
"The one that killed all those families in the '70's?"
"Private Kelvin will join you on this mission now that he's failed basic advanced maths."
"But Dad, it was-"
"Stop it! No son of mine would get lower than an A+++. Next person!"
"This is Jacob, he is one of the few liberal arts students in all of Trattoria, with a degree in Artifakt Mythology, among other things."
"'Sup?"
Now this BrikwaRPG is going to be a little different from the Zupponn type. Rather than creating characters you will just pick the available ones and customize their stats by picking perks and quirks.
Private Clara Furtado (Reserved for Colette)
Class: Trattorian Bavarologist
Skill 1d6
Armour 1d6+1
Speed 5"
Perks:
-Beautiful: Can attempt to persuade other minifigs.
Quirks:
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-Medikal Science: Can attempt to revive downed minifigs
-Engineering: Can attempt to create devices out of legos
-Theoretical Physics of Firearms Technology: Gets +1 skill when using a firearm
-Skintanium armour: Gets +1 added armour
-Engineering: Can attempt to create devices out of legos
-Theoretical Physics of Firearms Technology: Gets +1 skill when using a firearm
-Skintanium armour: Gets +1 added armour
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-Rascism: Must attack or assault non-yellow minifigs within sight.
-Depressed: -1 skill to minifigs attempting to revive this player.
-Alcoholic: Must seek out any alcohol within sight
-Skinny: Beautiful does not affect Bavarians
-Depressed: -1 skill to minifigs attempting to revive this player.
-Alcoholic: Must seek out any alcohol within sight
-Skinny: Beautiful does not affect Bavarians
Austin Seyeno
Class Neckbeard
Skill 1d6+1
Armour: 1d6
Move: 5"
Perks:
-Cosplay: Can turn into a heroic fursona, LARP character, Pwny or character for three turns.
Quirks:
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-Hackery: May attempt to hack machines around him.
-Rage: While not cosplaying, the player can choose to gain an almighty benny in exchange for -2 skill the next turn.
-Sedditor: Can attempt to persuade other minifigs.
-WebMD: Can attempt to use the internet to heal other minifigs
-Hackery: May attempt to hack machines around him.
-Rage: While not cosplaying, the player can choose to gain an almighty benny in exchange for -2 skill the next turn.
-Sedditor: Can attempt to persuade other minifigs.
-WebMD: Can attempt to use the internet to heal other minifigs
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-Social Anxiety: Will attempt to hide or leave if on a baseplate with more than 15 minifigs.
-Clumsy: Has to make skillchecks against tripping and dropping items.
-Cowardly: -1 to skill when using a firearm
-Unattractive: Other minifigs are harder to convince about things.
-Clumsy: Has to make skillchecks against tripping and dropping items.
-Cowardly: -1 to skill when using a firearm
-Unattractive: Other minifigs are harder to convince about things.
Private Kelvin
Class: Trattorian Soldier
Skill: 1d6
Armour: Armoured 1d6
Move: 5"
Perks:
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-Shootery: Gets +1 skill to any ranged weapon
-Medikal Science: Can attempt to revive downed minifigs
-Valjeanian Strength: May attempt heroic feats based on strength
-Comeraderie: Player gets an almighty benny when another party member is downed.
-Shootery: Gets +1 skill to any ranged weapon
-Medikal Science: Can attempt to revive downed minifigs
-Valjeanian Strength: May attempt heroic feats based on strength
-Comeraderie: Player gets an almighty benny when another party member is downed.
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-LIVE!: Player has to roll skill checks in the middle of battle. Failure means retreat.
-Invader Syndrome: Cannot socialize or fraternize with civilians without killing them
-Rascism: Must attack or assault non-yellow minifigs within sight.
-Depressed: -1 skill to minifigs attempting to revive this player.
-LIVE!: Player has to roll skill checks in the middle of battle. Failure means retreat.
-Invader Syndrome: Cannot socialize or fraternize with civilians without killing them
-Rascism: Must attack or assault non-yellow minifigs within sight.
-Depressed: -1 skill to minifigs attempting to revive this player.
Professor Michael-George Bluth
Class:Old man Engineer
Skill: 1d6+1
Armour: 1d6
Move: 5"
Perks:
-Engineering: Can attempt to create devices out of legos
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-Medikal Science: Can attempt to revive downed minifigs
-YMMV: Immune to all negative modifiers.
-Grampa: -2 skill for any opponents attacking in CC
-Good old Fashioned: Gets +2 skill when attacking women, children or non-yellow minifigs.
-Medikal Science: Can attempt to revive downed minifigs
-YMMV: Immune to all negative modifiers.
-Grampa: -2 skill for any opponents attacking in CC
-Good old Fashioned: Gets +2 skill when attacking women, children or non-yellow minifigs.
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-Heart Problems: Can be killed if scared too badly.
-Back in my day: On a 1, Michael-George will waste his turn telling a story.
-Rascism: Must attack or assault non-yellow minifigs within sight.
-Animal Lover: Cannot hurt an animal.
-Heart Problems: Can be killed if scared too badly.
-Back in my day: On a 1, Michael-George will waste his turn telling a story.
-Rascism: Must attack or assault non-yellow minifigs within sight.
-Animal Lover: Cannot hurt an animal.
Jacob Hobbes
Class: Mythologist
Skill 1d6
Move 5"
Armour: 1d6
Perks:
-Chill: Able to socialize with other minifigs and think outside of the box.
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-Music Studies Major: Able to play songs on any instrument.
-Street Connections: Player knows who's really in charge of this town and gets +1 skill and +1 damage when using a pistol
-The Real Protagonist: -1 skill to anyone attacking the player with a deadly weapon
-Sedgewick: The player can attempt to pull a piece of information from an NPC's past and use it to shock or blackmail them.
-Music Studies Major: Able to play songs on any instrument.
-Street Connections: Player knows who's really in charge of this town and gets +1 skill and +1 damage when using a pistol
-The Real Protagonist: -1 skill to anyone attacking the player with a deadly weapon
-Sedgewick: The player can attempt to pull a piece of information from an NPC's past and use it to shock or blackmail them.
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-Depressed: -1 skill to minifigs attempting to revive this player.
-Martyr Complex: Will redshirt for teammates when losing a will roll.
-Petafile: Unwilling to hurt an animal, no matter what.
-You fascist pigs!: Will attack any business owners, cops, right winged persons or rich people(with the exception of apple employees)
-Depressed: -1 skill to minifigs attempting to revive this player.
-Martyr Complex: Will redshirt for teammates when losing a will roll.
-Petafile: Unwilling to hurt an animal, no matter what.
-You fascist pigs!: Will attack any business owners, cops, right winged persons or rich people(with the exception of apple employees)