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Orks Must Die! - top

Postby Zahru II » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:28 pm

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Re: Orks Must Die! - top

Postby Bragallot » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:15 am

Nominated for fastest forum battle ever?
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:37 am

Nah, 'Outbreak!' from Shattered Empire beats it, that one took exactly a week.
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Postby Bragallot » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:40 am

Well, what can I say. I'm still impressed :lol:
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:52 am

Then I guess that was just 3 turns. So if you really wanna do some number crunching, this probably has the highest 'TPPD' (Turns Posted Per Day) ratio.
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Postby Bragallot » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:52 am

I'm thinking the next orc leader might be one of them big-ass trolls. They're more sturdy and might survive a little longer. The first one didn't survive very long, but if he avoids crashing planes for long enough he might just make the next big orc leader.
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Postby Pwnerade » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:20 am

That was fun to read! :guinness:
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Postby Colette » Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:21 pm

I agree with Brag that the orc leader should be big and imposing.

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You see the fella on the left? He even has a crown and everything- I could see him bashing in puny crowny heads.
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Postby Pwnerade » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:49 pm

Those are fun, but they're also POOP's.
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Postby Silverdream » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:21 pm

I like the idea of a mutant ork, with special powers and combat prowess.
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Re: Orks Must Die! - top

Postby Zahru II » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:42 pm

Too bad I have a fiery hatred towards the goblin king design.
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Re: Orks Must Die! - top

Postby lawmaster » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:57 pm

Zahru II wrote:Too bad I have a fiery hatred towards the goblin king design.


Don't worry soon as he is in battle he will die.
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Postby Zupponn » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:45 pm

Maybe disassemble the Cannontroll and remake it into a hero?
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Re: Orks Must Die! - top

Postby Bragallot » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:30 am

Yeah and they're probably 20-30 euros each, if not more.
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