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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Tzan » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:56 pm

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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby stubby » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:01 am

Due to the absenteeism of the Trianglist Pope, I think it's time to break from the Papal heirarchy and start a new offshoot. We will call it... the Trianglican Church.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Scratch » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:59 am

Alright, who's up for nailing 95 feces to a door, then lighting them on fire and running.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Colette » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:05 am

Shadowscythe should kill the four favored candidates for the new Triangulist pope and then detonate his favorite antimatter and wipe out the Vatican Planet.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:56 am

Colette wrote:Shadowscythe should kill the four favored candidates for the new Triangulist pope and then detonate his favorite antimatter and wipe out the Vatican Planet.


New plan, out of the four candidates - the one to be made pope is the only survivor of a fight to the death battle set within the walls of the fated trianglist Vatican building.

Hows that sound as a forum battle?
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Natalya » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:57 am

Please note:

I try my best to be one with the ▲ but I am not yet ready to be the Triangular Pope. Someone else must fulfill that most sacred duty.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Silverdream » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:45 am

I vote me.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Magic Soap » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:07 am

I declare myself The Tetra Pope. *Four cardinals point*
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Tzan » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:28 am

stubby wrote:The Trianglican Church.


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If there are 4 Cardinal Points, Cardinals are squares, Pope is a triangle, Son of God is a line and God is a singularity.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Magic Soap » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:33 pm

Tzan wrote:
stubby wrote:The Trianglican Church.


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If there are 4 Cardinal Points, Cardinals are squares, Pope is a triangle, Son of God is a line and God is a singularity.

There are also 4 Cardinals pointing at all times. If they stop, it signals the end of Trianglism and ultimately the end of Euclidean geometry.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Natalya » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:23 pm

I don't know what this tetra shit is. If you want some ■ bullshit go form your own dumb religion. ▲ism is actually superior and divine.

A square can be compressed and morphed into a diamond, but an equilateral triangle is the strongest shape, it can not be deformed or broken, it is the true foundation of the Brikverse. On its strength we will stand, with its power we will crush our geometrically inferior opponents.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Magic Soap » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:40 pm

Tetratism is an all encompassing religion. Just listen to the words of our prophet, The Great and Wise Barry Scott and read the Quadran every day and you will see we are not a religion that seeks to conflict with others. In fact, just look at the square - it is in fact two triangles! And each vertex of Tetratism is in itself a triangle, teaching us a great truth about geometry! Do not believe these lies spread by our opposition in the Brikverse, we are a peaceful religion. Now give us Squaria Law or we will behead you. Join the Tetrahadin today, and you shall surely get your reward of four virgins in paradise. Image
We also pray four times a day parallel to the holy city of Checker. I've also decided Cillit bang is drunk by the Quadregation, before pictures of Bill Cosby are sacrificed on the altar.
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby Ben-Jammin » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:13 am

Brace for imminent Jihad...
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Re: WTF whatever I'm back

Postby IVhorseman » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:05 pm

Natalya wrote:A square can be compressed and morphed into a diamond, but an equilateral triangle is the strongest shape, it can not be deformed or broken, it is the true foundation of the Brikverse.


Blasphemous wench! The Brik is a square!

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